h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...how else can I roll out dough evenly?

I went to sleep last night feeling absolutely fine. I woke up this morning with a sprained ankle. Discuss.

Either you did it without realising the night before, you sleepwalked, or an elephant sat on your foot while you were asleep.

Oh yes and I think you should add a rolling pin to your wedding gift list

i didn't do anything strenuous the night before and EV said I didn't get up during the night so it must have been that bloody elephant that lives in the cupboard

Do the RSPCA know you've got a wild animal in thouse?

They do now!

"Do the RSPCA know you've got a wild animal in thouse?"

What EV is like in the bedroom is far too much information for my liking!

Is there a phantom leg twister touring the country? You're not the first young lady to wake up with a sore leg.

That sounds like a story waiting to be told.

B

Tut tut, Ev's been straping the leg restraints on too tight again

That would explain how I tried to get up during the night and couldn't budge

Here's an update on the ankle...

Woke up yesterday morning with it throbbing merry hell again. Go to the emergency doc's at night and discover it's tendonitis. Doctor gave me some drugs. Drugs are really helping as the intense heat and pain from last night have all but gone.

Had to cancel my driving lesson though

Is it feeling alright now? I used to some times get it in my wrists when I ws doing a lot of writing at highschool

Yeah it's okay now but I've still got the Tubigrip on. It'll be interesting to see how it does when we go walking about in town today, but EV says he's going to nurse me back to health and I've still to take it easy

Well, just make sure he lays off the leather leg/ankle restraints for a while, and its' probably best you avoid wearing chainmail for the time being

But the restraints are so good for keeping my ankle immobile and resting the tendon!

The chainmail had to go though.

I wonder how long it['l take for my chain mail to arrive

You ordered it then?

I'm still a littel* concerned over the price of it. Well, no thats not quite true. I mean, true, yeh, its rediculusly expensive for a pair of underwear; heck I'd expect to get tens or tens of tens of pairs of my nice fairly* expensive thogns for that. But, well, its quite pricey. no, I mean, that doesn't really* matter I mean its not like I don't regularly waste that much money on pointless stuff like cigarettes and alcohol and suchlike and stuff. More that, I'm worried, what it would 'say' about a 'person' who spends, such a 'lot' of money on a pair of 'chainmail' undergarments plus I'm a little bit worried about exactly how comfy they'l be I mean.... well.... imagine.... yeh.... like.... you know.... and of course, ther eis the worry, that If I do* get them, I might* be required to 'model' them at the summer meet in London oh, never mind that last point... like It'd bother me anyhows Oooooo I think .... oohhhhh awww,, ergggg ohhhhh heck I think I'll ahve* to get them

Don't force yourself!