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I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

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fords - number 1 all over heaven

2legs, you know you want them. They'll be an investment smiley - biggrin

EV - could I pwease have a glass of wine, seeing as I've to rest my foot? Pwetty pwease? smiley - grovelsmiley - smooch


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 22

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - redwine


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 23

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Aw, thank you! smiley - loveblush


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 24

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You're weclome. smiley - winkeye


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 25

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Weclome? Ruth Weclome? The famours Badgerologist of Cambridge University fame? the Same Ruth Weclome responsible for all those great news articles in her collum 'badgerology today' in the 'Times', the same Ruth Weclome who's published books includes all major contributions to contempory badgerology ? smiley - wow Or is it a differnt Ruth Weclome? smiley - wowsmiley - wowsmiley - ermsmiley - space 'Investment? smiley - erm you think so?


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 26

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes, that's him.


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 27

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Hoh yus!


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 28

fords - number 1 all over heaven

*nods sagely*


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 29

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Wahahahahahahah! you have released the bandit!


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 30

Zak T Duck

*Decides it's best not to even ask smiley - erm*


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 31

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Don't ask me! Ev made me!


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No I didn't!


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 33

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yes you did!


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 34

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Didn't!


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 35

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Just admit it EV, then when you present your bum for your inevitable enema he'll use nice flexible tubing smiley - winkeye


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 36

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No he won't! Don't you know the legend of the Illinois Enema Bandit?


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 37

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

No we don't pray tell smiley - evilgrin


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 38

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Maybe you should tell me....


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

If you insist...

http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Frank-Zappa/The-Illinois-Enema-Bandit.html


I had to drink that bottle of Grenache so I could use it as a rolling pin....

Post 40

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

How woud I know though? smiley - angel


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