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Baby Blog -Part 2
Demon Drawer Posted Jul 13, 2004
ERRRR EXTERMINATE!!!! YA TOSSER.
PICK A WINDY YA'RE LEAVING
Baby Blog -Part 2
Eggy - XP doesnt like final fantasy VII Posted Jul 14, 2004
step 1) get a stick
step 2) put a nail through it
step 3) name it "stick of pain" or something simliar
step 4) Find a ned, hit ned with stick
step 5) repeat 4 until there is no ned
Eggys 5 easy steps to a ned free life.
Baby Blog -Part 2
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 14, 2004
*goes off in search of a suitable stick*
Baby Blog -Part 2
Vestboy Posted Jul 15, 2004
You don't want to leave it too late to find a career for the nipper, do you?
Baby Blog -Part 2
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 15, 2004
I suppose not... how do the minimum wage regulations apply to embryos?
Baby Blog -Part 2
Vestboy Posted Jul 15, 2004
*Flicks through 'Minimum Wage and the Unborn Sprog'.
...health and safety ... hard hats ... minimum wage...
Ah that's it!
"When an unborn child gets a job it may only be virtual as they will have difficulty getting their own water from the water cooler.
Virtual jobs information is in the pamphlet H2G40 'Minimum Wage and the Unborn Sprog - Virtual Jobs and how to do one'."
*Searches*
I haven't got that one. You'll have to ask someone else.
Baby Blog -Part 2
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 15, 2004
H2G40? That's a good name for a band.
Baby Blog -Part 2
Z Posted Jul 24, 2004
Glad you survived fords (and congratulations!)
Wasn't UB40 named after the form you used to sign off?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jul 24, 2004
Cheers Z, on both counts 
Yeah, the UB40 was the thing you took with you to sign on (according to EV) 
Baby Blog -Part 2
Z Posted Jul 24, 2004
I thought it was what you took to sign off when you got a job!
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jul 25, 2004
You could be right, I have no idea! Blame him *points to EV* 
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Annie the Great Posted Aug 6, 2004
UB40 was the name of the form that you had to take with when you went to register to recieve the dole, every week.
Annie
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Baby Blog -Part 2
- 21: Demon Drawer (Jul 13, 2004)
- 22: Eggy - XP doesnt like final fantasy VII (Jul 14, 2004)
- 23: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 14, 2004)
- 24: Dragon Lord back with avengence (Jul 14, 2004)
- 25: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 14, 2004)
- 26: Vestboy (Jul 15, 2004)
- 27: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 15, 2004)
- 28: Vestboy (Jul 15, 2004)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 15, 2004)
- 30: Vestboy (Jul 16, 2004)
- 31: Vestboy (Jul 16, 2004)
- 32: Z (Jul 24, 2004)
- 33: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jul 24, 2004)
- 34: Z (Jul 24, 2004)
- 35: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jul 25, 2004)
- 36: Annie the Great (Aug 6, 2004)
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