h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aw, that's really nice

Now I wanna be buried under a pear tree, too

BEG

A17809329 is where I would love you to put some of these thoughts. Other people have similar ideas to you. Except for the pear tree thing. But you can add that yourselves.

I posted there.

I find telling them I'm a Witch soon scares off the Jesus dudes

we have a never ending supply of Jehovah's witnesses round here

I like the pear tree idea, that's nice.

Are funerals for the living or the dead? Hmmm. If the deceased said what they wanted then I think that should be adhered to. Out of respect. After all, a funeral is for paying respects isn't it? And if they went to the trouble of saying what they wanted ti must have mattered to them.

Yeah, I think it's a bit of both really. Out of respect for the people attending I don't think I'd make any really outrageous requests, but on the other hand if my wishes aren't met I'll simply come back and haunt the bugger responsible

I have said I want my ogarns donated if at all possible, but ideally I'd like to live until I'm so old that they're all worn out anyway. Seems a bit selfish, but having asthma I'm not sure they could be used anyway. They reject my blood.

I'm down on the register for organ donation too. I felt really sorry for my granda as he wanted to donate his but because he had to have a post-mortem they couldn't take them. He also wanted to donate his body to scientific research but they'd filled up their corpse quota for the year - you have to admit, that's kinda funny!

Wow, maybe you've missed your calling as a vampire slayer! Maybe you could change your name to Buffy the Vampire Researcher!