A Conversation for How Not to Name Children

Real people with silly names

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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

Fokker is Dutch aeroplane manufacturer, but taken over by a German co.


Real people with silly names

Post 22

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

My mom used to tell me she knew a Dr Bonebreak...


Real people with silly names

Post 23

PaulBateman

I came across a reference recently where one of the authors was a Dr Slaughter which is also the title of a Paul Theroux novel.


Real people with silly names

Post 24

Mu Beta

And then there was the classic sketch by the Two Ronnies, featuring Dr. De'Ath (who killed everything), until people wrote in complaining about how many Dr. De'Aths there actually are.

B


Real people with silly names

Post 25

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

The head of the aquarium at Sydney's Taronga Zoo is John West.
And don't forget Cardinal Sin
When I was young my mother's GP was Dr Doctor smiley - laugh


I believe that this phenomenon is called "nominative determinism"


Real people with silly names

Post 26

PaulBateman

I've just met someone called Richard Cocks....


Real people with silly names

Post 27

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

If this is a case of nominative determinism I suggest that his occupation would be .....

chicken sexer??


Real people with silly names

Post 28

Shy

My husband used to work for a guy called Richard Horny, I would certainly say that was a strange name,the worst part was that everyone really did shorten his forename although employees such as my hubby had to call him Mr. Horny.
Another guy he worked for was called Marshall Howard Peach only he didnt ever like to be called Howard!


Real people with silly names

Post 29

Genome

i don't know if anyone read this anymore, but i had a teacher named Richard LeSalle. needless to say, we all called him Al.


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Post 30

the third man(temporary armistice)n strike)

I hope she's not reading this but I went to school with a girl called Joy Ryder.
Don't forget the yachtsman Robert Schiet.


Real people with silly names

Post 31

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

I recently encountered (in the course of business) a urologist called Dr Pisco - it was difficult to keep a straight face smiley - laugh


Real people with silly names

Post 32

Mu Beta

Not forgetting the ex-Southend footballer, Dwain Plummer.

B


Real people with silly names

Post 33

the third man(temporary armistice)n strike)

Wasn't that a UFO song?


Real people with silly names

Post 34

Mu Beta

Dwain Plummer? Really?

B


Real people with silly names

Post 35

silverygibbon

I've just been reminded of a guy I knew from school named Albert Ross.


Real people with silly names

Post 36

PaulBateman

My chemistry teacher said she went to school with an Ophelia Ball.


Real people with silly names

Post 37

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

I knew guy called Brio wixh brand of butter


Boat Race

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the third man(temporary armistice)n strike)

I can't hear that name without thinking of the boatrace commentary "and now the victorious Cambridge crew are putting their cox in the river".


Boat Race

Post 39

PaulBateman

The leader of the house of representatives is called Dick Armey.


Initials and Surnames

Post 40

Platypus 2

My husband went to school with a girl called Theresa Green.smiley - smiley

His last name is Laycock and so we were so careful naming our children. nothing that started with a P.or C. or F. or....., the list goes on and on.

So, we have a Hannah and a Joe, Hannah is 9 1/2 and was the only Hannah we knew for about a year or so, and now every second girl seems to be called it.

P2smiley - winkeye


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