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Jo (Dead) Posted Jan 14, 2000
Oh, I can't remember all the quotes. I can remember:
Imagine you have a bath made of Ebony..
Where from? Harrods was destroyed by the Vogons!
It doesn't matter!
Well so you keep saying!
Look, just imagine you have this ebony bath and it's CONICAL.
Conical?!
Yes and then you fill it up with sugar or salt or something like that and then you pull the plug and it all twirls down out of the plughole. BUT, you get a camera and you actually film it happening and THEN (and this is the good part) you thread the film into the projector backwards and so it all appears to spiral up ouy of the plughole..and fill the bath! Amazing!
And that's how the universe was created?
No. But it's a marvellous way to relax!
Funny man..
Well it broke the ice, didn't it? 
moo
Jo (Dead) Posted Jan 16, 2000
Part of it, yeah. The one where Zaphod's second head is so obviously fake?
moo
Ddychweledig - pining for the Fjords Posted Jan 17, 2000
Yep, and the STUPID bimbo who was attempting to be Trillion. I mean, what are they trying to say? How can they even SUGGEST that blonds are in the SLIGHTEST bit intelligent
BYEEEEEEEEEEE
BFG!!!!!!!!!
XxXxX
moo
Ddychweledig - pining for the Fjords Posted Jan 19, 2000
Hmmmm. Vell. I'm sure you've got FAAARR more brains than an oridnary Blond. By 'Blond' I mean people like.....My M8 Naomi isnt that right Naomi? <"I dunno.....depends..."......Ha! she's just read it...NO YOU CANNOT TYPE NAOMI!>
HE he he!!
#Well, I think she's about to kill me so I'd better stop!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, b4 I do....this joke is for the more...mature of you:
How do you tell when a blond's been in the fridge?!?!?!???!!
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there's lipstick on the cucumber!!!!!
moo
Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Jan 30, 2000
Dan had quite a good joke about blondes when we were at the pantomime. Suz (DBFG) has probably heard it.
moo
Worthy Posted Jan 30, 2000
you mean the one about the blonde who dyed her hair brunette and had an encounter with a farmer, his sheep and his dog?
that'd be right, Rhiannon and Rachel diapproved greatly, not that Rhiannon is blonde but one of her friends is and she takes offence at them for some reason.
Whats for lunch?
moo
Worthy Posted Jan 30, 2000
You may call me extreamly slow but I think the quote was actually
"the distance between genius and insanity is only measured by success,"
Eliot Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies, Sorry i'm a bit of a Bond fanatic and reading through those messages i couldn't help correcting you. Annoting aren't i? Well i'm proud of it!!!!
moo
Jo (Dead) Posted Jan 31, 2000
Or:
"The border between madness and genius is very narrow..."
"Well so's the Berlin wall"
hehehe! Get out of my head! Now! NOW! There. Good..
moo
The girl who is 'Undead, Yes, Unperson..........' Posted Feb 1, 2000
[whimpers]
Noooo! You've put the damn things back in my head now!
moo
Jo (Dead) Posted Feb 1, 2000
Did you mean to reply as Girl Who Is or was that just a silly mistake so we now all know who you are?
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