h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You could consider that as the first casualty of this war.

Not very clear on your last few posts, Draco. You put the chiuhaua on the trap door, then you sat on it? Then you said something about getting stuck, but the trap door hadn't been sprung. Then you broke some floor boards. Are they the board on the trap door? Of course, you don't know about the trap door...

I'll assume you are on top of the trap door, then.


*BBW's foot flashes out and presses the floor switch. The trap door beneath the dragon opens and the dragon falls into the chute below. He, and the Chiuhaua corpse slide down the chute and are deposited outside the doghouse. BBW and Red Dog wave from the window.*

I thought he'd NEVER leave!

Pity I didn't

Even though I'm gone I'd like to clear up something.
Ahem.
When I sat down on the trapdoor since it wasn't normal floor my immense weight broke through it. The stronger floor boards caught me and held me up (kind of painfully by the way)until they also broke. So I fell through the floor and landed in a basement or something and came back upstairs.