h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my name is bob doot doot
i have a job doot doot
i fix doorknobs doot doot
for guys named bob doot doot
and thats my job doot doot
my name is bob




the kalookookoo has spoken

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Thats a bit OTT. And the stare worked! But some of them are actually talking to me now, so I dont really know.

Dragonlover

Dearest Devil worshipper.
Congratulations, and I don't mean to be condecending by replying in this manner, as I sure part of you already realises this, however, there are a lot of gits out there, they don't mean to be but they don't know much better and have found it rather painful in the past to try new things. You are a new thing, to these folk. I guess my congratulations were because you have managed to filter out the gits, those that have the balls to delve into new things get rewarded by experiencing you, those that are too scared miss out. Just like everything, if your a pussy you miss out on stuff.

Just enjoy the kaos.

justanotheryou

i am glad to be of service to you


when i do it i do a low pitched satan voice sying "i will devour your soul" and kids say do that again

what are they talking to you about? satanic rituals of the dead?
those are really fun


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the kalookookoo is bored
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Wow, do u peeps live in the dark ages or what!! Possibly some people livin on a mountain sumwhere don't know that Black is cool, not devil worship, although I can't really wear it cos wrong figure, but some people are SOOOO behind the times, honestly.