h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good morning Thighboots

Hope you are bright and breezy this morning?

How many pairs of boots do you have by the way?

6 x thighboots
7 x knee boots
5 x ankle boots dont know why only wear trousers if I really have to

Wow I'm impressed

You will definately have to teach me how to walk in heels

would be my pleasure shame you a boy tho

Why is that a shame - you have a preference for girls?

Yes

Damn that is a shame.

How about if i wear a wig for you

And anything else you fancy

LOL would you do that for me
Unfortunately it still leaves the one bit I dont really want

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Ah yes now i see how silly of me

Anyway you wouldn't be in a position to play while I ate out

Amazing what one can do with a very high spikey heel

oooh hadn't thought of that, wouldn't it hurt though?

Not with a gentle touch

Well if you promise to be gentle I would let you

But only if you lend me a black basque and stockings and do my makeup for me first

would be my pleasure to help you out

Careful or I will call your bluff and take you up on that offer

Probably find out we at opposite sides of the planet though

dare you
but what would your lady say
where are you then