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I know, sorry

Is it a preference or an absolute?

I WOULD dress up for you, you know.

An absolute hun Im afraid

Ok I understand

I will just be satisfied with you teaching my wife

aH hARDA NOW WE SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE

Hehe I'd love to hear what you want to do with her

Dont think I can on here Id get banned and we dont want that to happen

No we don't - I already miss you when you are offline as it is

Nice outfit today by the way

Thank you
You are a sweety by the way and no I dont hate men just dont want to you know

Yes I understand - I don't want to either, well not as a man if you get my drift

So how are you going to do it not as a man when you are one

Well I'm sure you can imagine how a woman would do it. I just wouldn't want to use the obvious - the objective would be to give as much pleasure as possible and we both know that contrary to most men's belief, it isn't necessary to use a ***** to achive this

So how would you gain the ultimate pleasure from that then.That would be very selfish of some one to take and not give

I get all my pleasure from seeing another reach heights of pleasure they didn't know were there - and that's the truth

I too gain a great deal of pleasure from making others tremble but at the end of the day I want to feel that too

I see, well if you ever get to the point where you need to receive more than give you know where I am

I only need to give there are plenty of other pleasures in life for me

Plus done properly giving is so much fun it is a real pleasure for me

And what would you call properly

Properly depends on the individuals involved - depends what turns you on really

But I would expect it to involve massage and candlelight to set the scene, maybe outdoors as the weather improves - who knows

There would certainly be plenty of teasing involved and it would take hours so I hope you can be patient.

Do you think that the lips are just about the most sensual part of the body? They can give and receive plenty enough pleasure for me

Ah which lips are we talking about

Well of course I can only speak for one pair, but I believe both are equal
I certainly get more pleasure from mine than anything else - and the feedback I get says they give plenty too