h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

inches would be best
try a little tenderness use your persuasive tongue but slowly you have all night(and day)

that should have been 2 inches

Ha all I ever get is too tired or some such response, just have to face it she isn't interested anymore

buy her some four inches
when shes tired try rubing her back and shoulders for a long time,if your not invited anywhere else try letting your hand stray a little if she objects go back to the shoulders,if this dosent work just carry on.next time try again but give her something first relax her tell her how you feel about her patience my boy patience.If youve been this long without a few nights of hard work wont hurt you.Take her out but dont ever let her think you are only doing it to get between her legs she will hate you forever
Do you have a shared hobby

Thanks for the advice though I have tried all that. She normally just falls asleep

But most of the time just pushes me away if I try and touch her. Tried talking too - but then that is "hassling" her!

Her words "I don't have time for hobbies" she likes to sew in front of the TV arrrrgh

So you see I gladly give her to you, maybe you can both go to the same health spa for a day

Not a bad idea
Imight not be able to give her back
You have to try harder my boy slowly,slowly dont ever let her think that you are doing it for any reason other than to please her
Do you think Im her type

Haha keep her then, seriously though I don't know if you are her type - as she is so straightlaced and prim she would never go with a girl

What do you look like?
What do you look for?

What would you wear for her?
How would you approach her?

5ft 10 brunette small boobs
Like pretty educated women like some of the news readers or weather girls
wouldnt approach just let it happen

Think she will need pushing more than that - or nothing will happen - in my experience

You sound cute though

Trust me and thank you

You are welcome and I do trust you

Would really love to see if a girl could have more luck than me with her - funny I don't even consider she would be cheating on me

And I am not fussed one way or the other on being there

I really wonder how she would react afterwards if you managed to get anywhere with her

How do you think she would react
She must like something

Well apart from the fact that I just can't picture her agreeing to be intimate with another girl anyway

and the fact that she only likes missionary on the very odd occasion I am allowed to touch

I'm very curious as to how this would turn out

how should I dress for her
She must be in to something nobody has no interest in nothing at all(what bad english that was)

Not into anything sexual if that's what you meant

You would have to dress feminine, not tarty. Good quality lingerie, then something like a dress from Monsoon or Zara

wasnt thinking tarty more ice cool and efficient
nice bussiness suit with quite short skirt
barely black stokings black belt
very high heels
no lingere

wasnt thinking tarty more ice cool and efficient
nice bussiness suit with quite short skirt
barely black stokings black belt
very high heels
no lingere
long red nails
thick red lips

That might work actually, make sure you wear French perfume like Angel or Opium

And don't bump into me

why would i bump into you
what would happen if i did

Dressed like that anything could happen if you would let it - I know I wouldn't be able to resist you