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Imaldris Started conversation Jun 20, 2000
i've got fifteen bucks and a cracker, do you think its enough to get me there? (tori)
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Imaldris Posted Jun 27, 2000
(martha) what is sally about? qua? we'll give you french for spanish WHAT? couldn't 15 bucks and a cracker get me anywhere i wanted if i really wanted it to??
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Ac-1D Posted Jun 30, 2000
that depends on who's driving the bus (timmy...)
I'd let you ride on the back of my ute for half of that cracker
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Imaldris Posted Jul 11, 2000
only if i could lick the salt off of it first, saltines! and you could even have the WhOLE cracker! woo hoo, what is a ute andhow? a utility something or other??
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Ac-1D Posted Jul 16, 2000
sorry forgot to speak american - pickup would be the word in your language...
hmmm saltines with no salt. so it would just be an 'ines', right? and it would be all soggy with your spittle, but I'm sure that it would still count for something.
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 17, 2000
Isn't a ute a type of car or something?
*wonders if it would annoy Ac-1D if she were to ask him to speak english too*
And if it helps, in England you wouldn't get anywhere with 15 bucks because everyone would insist that you gave them English money. And buses and trains and all other forms of transport are incredibly expensive and I think even people who pick up hitchhikers have started charging them... I hate England sometimes...
mutter mutter mumble grumble groan...
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Imaldris Posted Jul 31, 2000
Yes, i would have to use pounds if i were in the england AREA, isn't that correct?? Pounds. pounds. bucks, pounds. they bothe sounds very voilent in a way. hitchhiking isnt really hitchiking if you have to pay. its more like highway robbery or pay hiking perhaps.
hmmm....at first when you said ute, i thought you were using the slang in america for Urinary Tract Infection. And i thought gee, thats weird, how could i hitch a ride on a urinary tract infection, seems highly unlikey. but a vehicle is a different story. and the tines, yes would be a bit soggy but you could always set it on the engine AREA of your ute to dry it off.
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Ming Mang Posted Aug 1, 2000
Yes, you would. If you even suggested using currency other than pounds sterling, people would laugh. Yes, very violent. Very very violent. Enough to leave you violet, black and blue with bruises. England AREA? Haven't heard of that one yet... I really don't know what's poltically correct anymore. They told us in PSE (hell, school again...), but I forgot. It was probably wrong anyway.
Oh well...
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political correct my goddamn ass
Ac-1D Posted Aug 19, 2000
I've found the best way to get around being politically correct all the time is to claim you politically correctly challenged - which is the politically correct term for a bigoted a******e - then what right do people have to hassle you for being politically incorrect?
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