h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

MMM... well I take that as nonsensical...I think they key is to know as little as possible about it, or to know but not to assume that its true, just to accept. Assume it makes an ass out of u and me.

and imaldris makes a pumpkin pie out of lego and my brains...

assuming is okay what really makes an ass out of u & me is reality itself or at least the vague interaction of strange situations that calls itself reality when it's dressed up in a suit and tie...

but it only does this in good faith. anyway what's wrong with being an ass. I've never heard an ass complain.

I've heard a string of arseholes complaining though. that's my job...

haven't we all? suppose non reality has been exposing itself like a mad flasher on the corner of lake and 53rd this whole damn time. Like a huge invisible sign that tritely states, "this is a cover" Perhaps it was a namebrand unreal suit...

don't accept lollies from strange realities. hey little girl would you like to exist on another wavelength? do you want to come and see my planet?
strange realities are preying on my mantissa

If the strange man with the pink hat from the other reality would give one to me i'd take it, otherwise my therapist just tells me i'm delusional. But i'm sure if he gave me one she'd finally believe me, she never believes me without empirical evidence.

I don't even believe you even if you do have empirical evidence. I don't trust empirical evidence I only trust flimsy theories based on discredited half-truths.
the man with the strange pink hat is one of these theories. I mean, he's gotta be - just look at that goddamn hat!!

Sounds good, sort of like the cha cha and the man in the pink hat rhumba, but who knows? I will give you flimsy half truths if you'd like them, enough to filly your basket with Little red riding robin hood.

but will it be enough to basket a filly with a bow and arrow and a rather tacky red cloak. red is so last month.
little beige riding hood. there's a story with more earthy undertones. she had no trouble with wolves because she was so in tune with her environment but a big corporation genetically engineered her corn chips and turned her into a scorpion.

which generates intoooooooooooooo The story of the sad truth of little beige red riding hood, from her childhood years being earthy and corrupted in the forest, to her last days as a brown scorpion fighting ugly rumors about being a crawfish in disguise trying to pinch me to death with monica lewinsky, An A&E biography 8:00est, next thrusday hosted by Sally Strothers.

it's such a tragedy when the media gets a hold of fairy tales and turns them into facts.
actually she was acquitted of all charges of being a crawfish (what is a crawfish by the way? is it like a crayfish?), but in fact turned out to be an earwig... scandalous. downright scandalous.

yup, same thing. I always thought it was just spelled funky, and i didn't notice. I had a pet crayfish once, its was a nice little thing, but ah that was years ago. perhaps they'll do a behind the music. yes, he didn't inhale, and she didn't swallow, all fair in love and war and ice fishing. and close is only good enough in horseshoes and grenades.

close is always quite good when you have no cigars.

but at least clinton didn't get ash all over his dress!!

true true, but i think monica didn't get ash all over her dress I believe that was something else ( dirty dirty)... Did you hear a lot about the our pres scam over in NZ??? we are a laughing stock among nations and deservedly so.

but the joke is on us because our media actually pays attention and thinks people here care. and then the jokes doubly on us because some of them actually do.
but not too many thank god.