h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, well my life is progressing to hell at an astoundingly fast pace....faster than ever before. It's almost a breakthrough, but no.
So I was forced to quite my job on monday because the tyrants i was employed with wanted to play with my strings and my destiny in general. They sounded way too into my life and very unprofessional in general. So i went with the big I QUIT and walked my ass the hell out of there forever!!!
i think its all for the best. Especially since they had this queer policy there where they would not allow you to dye your hair interesting colors. So now I am free to dye my hair any color I like. I shall go with bleach and blue I think.
Other than that my life is shitty.
But I did buy lots of wine to console myself and some juana green to get me silly. Carry on.

we're here at the same time. that's got to be a first. what time is it there? here it is early. too early (8am) ....

I left too fast, probably just as you typed the message, alas again I have missed you.... It was probably about 2:00pm

wow isn't the whole world time thing weird. if the world was flat it would be the same time everywhere which would make telephoning your overseas friends a whole lot easier than having to wake up at 3am.

Gee, that would mess up the whole universe. Flatland............... We would all have to convert to two dimensional most likely which would be a little odd, I'm just getting used to being 3 dimensional.
Funstuff. I'm reading this occult book by madame blavatsky called the Secret Doctrine. Supposedly it contains an immesne amounts of truth about the structure of the universe. Though its hardly intelligible in the way she writes it. I feel like I'm reading some alien form of antique gibberish english. But anywho its quite interesting and alludes to the fact of other dimensions which isn't so fantastical because physics has already proven that there are like 11 or 26.But the book basically alludes to the fact that we exist on all of these dimensions already and that its possible we are chilling with our progenitor Godhead on one of them, which is the reason why in the third dimension we all believe we will find some meaning at the end, when the truth is we are already there full of all the meaning and we just can't see it... It warps my fragile little mind sometimes.

we're both on line at the same time again but I've got to dash off. my fragile little mind is warped all the time. occasionally I come across a concept that threatens to straighten it out.
anyway more on this subject later. I'm off to have a jam at my friend's house. bye bye

jimmy jam........

jimmy jam........have fun.

I did have fun. we went to the park which was sunny. my friend is off to wellington so it was cool to hang out with him before he left... it has done wonders for keeping my mind off the straight and narrow.

Why don't you want to think about pencils??

I don't remember expressing any reluctance to think about pencils. in fact I have a blue pencil lying right next to me on my cluttered little workstation. I haven't given it a whole lot of thought, but this is not due to any particular lack of desire to do so, rather because of the higher priority and more relevant nature of other thoughts, such as;
"what shall I have for lunch"
"I should get paid more for doing this crap"
"I wish I had a big fat bud to smoke right here at my desk..."

oh I get it sorry I am a slow thing today as there is not much thc in my brain to carry the little zappy sparks from one dendrite to the next... no the straight and narrow I was referring to was not the straight narrowness of that wood-clad graphite-cored stationery superhero, but the unbending linear thinness of my working day.

Gotcha. just being slightly flippant you know, I have so few things to amuse myself with. Actually no I'm pretty much amused by anything. Simple pleasure simple mind. Speaking of big fat buds, I just got the greatest stuff in a large quantity and low price I'm ecstatic.... I couldn't stop myself from going to school baked more than a potatoe. I ended up going out to lunch instead of class....so much for keeping my mind on the matter at hand...Well it kept me off the pencil... I had no choice it's Monday. What an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life...Augh..

it's tuesday here so I have already been thru the horrible monday you're writing from. I have rectified my herbal shortcomings and am thusly much better although I just had a daydream about being a wrestler in the WWF which is a little strange. sometimes I am afraid.

Do you like wwf wrestling?? See its monday rearing its ugly head again. I'm occasionally amused by smakdown but usually I'm so stoned that I just start asking my self dumb questions about it such as: Where do they find these people. Why are they wearing spandex that is obviously made for someone half their size, why do they beat up 78 year old women who happen to be gravid with a large black mans child, Do they sometimes watch jerry springer? Are the McMahons really related? Do they hang out together after they kick the shit out of eacother, and do they think we are complete dolts for watching them pretend to wrestle. Totally a male version of soap opera. I can see why you are afraid....

for some reason I am entertained by the wrestling but I can't pick why because if ever a ridiculous sport embodied ridiculous merchandising madness I can't stand, it's wrestling.
maybe it's my inner caveman.

Perhaps it is captain caveman...I don't really like it but I watch it...I guess thats enough, beat me in the head with a club, and drag me around by my hair sweet bejesus i just don't know...

Uggg.

Was that caveman speak?

actually I'd just written an edifying paragraph on the cave-dweller that lurks within us all. uggg was just my way of making it less wordy and more easy to read. . .