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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Started conversation May 3, 2002
In our cupboard there lives a yeti
Who lives on nothing but dry spagetti
dipped in low fat stawberry jam
And rounds it off with a tin of spam
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 9, 2002
How he survives, I do not know.
His vitamin intake's awfully low.
His cholesterol must be quite high.
To eat such food, I'd like to ask "Why?"
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 9, 2002
All alone he wears a big hat To hide his copious amounts of fat because in the cupboard he is now wedged or at least that is whats alledged
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 12, 2002
You'd need a crowbar to get him out, For he is really awfully stout. The only way to lure a yeti Is with copious amounts of spaghetti... (and even that fails if he's not ready.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 18, 2002
You'll just have to wait till the yeti blinks For then you can pull him into the sink. If that doesn't work, you'll just have to store Your food in the cupboards of the house next door
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted May 19, 2002
*begins to look a trifle worried*
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the goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction Posted May 21, 2002
But pause a minute to just stop and think
Please do not pull your Yeti to the sink
His bottom is quite large and could get stuck
To get him out of there you'd need some luck
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2002
So leave him there. Do not be hurried.
Even if Sarge is a trifle worried.
A trifle worried is a worried trifle.
When the yeti dies, he's sure to die full.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted May 22, 2002
And when you didn't think it could get any more worse...
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 29, 2002
But in my cupboard i don't want a dead yeti
thats smells of rotted jam and spaggti
I want him out right away
preferbly before the end of may
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 31, 2002
The cupboard must be dismantled, then And the Yeti removed by three strong men A new Yeti-home must then be found So build it now. Let's break some bround!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jun 1, 2002
what if she does not have 3 strong men
what will happen then
surley out the yeti can be coaxed
or is this just one big hoax?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 1, 2002
To the MuseHome we appeal: Hercules the man of steel, Zeus and Thor are strong and ready Come and help us move the Yeti!
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jun 2, 2002
strong men they maybe
but they dink to much you see
their unconchious on teh floor
so ow can the ytie get out the door
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 2, 2002
Yeti female passes by, Catches cupboard yeti's eye, Says, "I wish you'd be my friend." They both go for pizza. THE END
So, thus ends the song about the yeti in
the cupboard. Thanks to all the contributors.
Ya done good!
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Jun 2, 2002
ile miss that yeti 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 2, 2002
Well, we'll see.
There are breeding possibilities here
But not in this particular song....
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- 1: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 3, 2002)
- 2: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 9, 2002)
- 3: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 9, 2002)
- 4: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 12, 2002)
- 5: Sergeant Mushroom (May 18, 2002)
- 6: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 18, 2002)
- 7: Sergeant Mushroom (May 19, 2002)
- 8: the goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction (May 21, 2002)
- 9: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 21, 2002)
- 10: Sergeant Mushroom (May 22, 2002)
- 11: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 29, 2002)
- 12: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (May 29, 2002)
- 13: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 31, 2002)
- 14: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jun 1, 2002)
- 15: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 1, 2002)
- 16: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jun 2, 2002)
- 17: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 2, 2002)
- 18: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Jun 2, 2002)
- 19: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 2, 2002)
- 20: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 2, 2002)
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