h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm, special occaision. Milly? Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm getting new socks but apart from that I can't think of anything memorable happening today.......!
Oh I just remembered somthing. It may be insignificant, but I do know that my friend Tilly is celebrating her 15th birthday today, the 11th of May, and that I'm going to wish her a happy birthday.



A QUOTE A DAY TO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:

"A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
&
"Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one."
-ANONYMOUS

*cough* Ahem! Do ray me fah so lah te do...here we go...
" Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Tilly, happy birthday to youuuuuuuuu!!!"
Well, here's a cyber present. You have to use your imagination but it's the thought that counts, eh? Have some cyber b-day cake!
Currently listening to: The distant sound of frying sausages in the kitchen.. yummy!
Having a party?! Gonna get presents?!< I love it when it's other peoples birthday's and parties. It seems to me like it's more fun when it's someone elses. You're going to have to tell me all about it tommorow!
The hair, everyone always talks about the hair... well not really, I just like saying that! Well, I took the picture after I had my hair cut. Do you know how hard it is to take a picture of yourself while it's plugged into the computer?! It took me 2 hours to get 1 decent picture. So in summary: yes, these pictures are new. And they were taken by me yesterday, which was after my hair cut.
Well, I'm off to Vickie's in 1 hour and 45 mins. But I couldn't leave without wishing you a very happy birthday. When Hannibal Lecter peels off that guards face I'll think of you!
*evil manic laughter* Hah ahhah ha ha h ahe hehe he he mwahahahaha mwehehehahah ahhahhahah!! Sorry, I got a bit over excited there. The prospect of seeing Hannibal Lecter maim, kill and destroy was too much.
My hotmail adress works, I was under the impression that it didn't work! You should have it.
If you wish to laugh at more pictures of my misfortune. I.E. Similar to the astronaut pictures I shall send you some of me as a balletrina (yikes I just fogot how to spell!), a top athlete on a cereal box, a beauty queen pagent winner, a rock star, In a frame (so you can print it off, put it in your room and admire me)or a wizard. Please specify
Gotta go, bye and don't forget to tell me about your day!

-R.G.W
[RESEARCHER.GONE.WRONG]

Aw! That's so sweet! Thank you!

*Unwraps cyber-gift * (Gasp!) Oh, I've always wished I'd have one just like that! Thank you! And it's even forest green - all my friends will be jealous! And it's so practical when you don't know where to put your umbrella... (He he he... )

*Takes a byte out of the cyber-cake* Byte! Do you get it? A-ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa...! Byte! I kill myself What to do when you're a comical genius? Beats me.

Anyway, when I woke up today I got my first presents: A "grow your own grass"-kit (don't worry, I'm not planning to smoke it ) and a collection of P.G. Wodehouse-novels. That's good, because I was getting desperate after something to read . Then we went and had a little shopping-session. Blue shorts, shirt, The Sims and denim-pants... Right now I'm home alone for a few hours - before some crazy aunts and other weird relatives I've never heard of will come and claim some donuts while they say things like "Look how you've grown! I've known you since you where *this* big". We've moved most of the celebration to next Saturday, though. Then Truls will come visit. Maybe I'll get some quotes for you?

I must say a picture of you as a rockstar is intriguing...

Happy birthday Tilly!

Here's your perfunctionary hat...
And your balloons....*ties balloons to her clothes*
And here's a littlefrom me....
- it's a


yes, ok, I'll have a slice.
won't say no to that either.



Enjoy your day!

when were u born

The year after 1986