A Conversation for Ironing
Ironing and penises (peni?)
Ferdinand the Imposter Started conversation Apr 29, 1999
Suggestion: penis-bearing humaniods should not iron in the nude, otherwise they may become non-penis bearing and iron all the more because of it.
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Davidonut Posted Apr 29, 1999
Maybe ironing was invented so that both genders have clothes which , oh my god, aren't covered in creases and they actually look neat & tidy!!!
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Peta Posted Jun 15, 1999
But who thought of the great idea - I know I would look much neater if I had a crease down the front of my trousers? Thats not neat that's daft!
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jan 11, 2000
if God had wanted us to iron, he wouldn't have given us permanent press.
@
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Peta Posted Jan 11, 2000
This is freakily weird. Three hours ago, almost exactly, I was talking to Mark and Sam about this thread. I remembered that it was one of my first ever conversations on h2g2, possibly my first ever. 30 weeks ago we were in the first few days of h2g2. And the very day I talk about the thread someone posts to it. For the first time in six months.
Alicat are you psychic? Or are you bugging the h2g2 editor's room? 
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jan 11, 2000
i'm not really sure anymore, Peta, but it's starting to scare me. do you think it could be the choccy that Esti gave me yesterday? i've been craving them ever since. can you help me, please?@
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Peta Posted Jan 12, 2000
It really is a weird co-incidence. You're mind melding with the site. If it's the effect of choccy then I'd better have some too. Scary alert!
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alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Jan 12, 2000
Hi Peta. Here's a choccy to get your day started. (hands peta a choccy) i'm going to get a case of these things. i think they act as a catalyst for some serious esp. are you all recovered from your flu?i pray to God you are. i think i'll join you in a choccy. i'll have to thank esti.@
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TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office Posted Mar 20, 2009
Ah, the days before the 
smiley was invented!
TRiG.
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Ironing and penises (peni?)
- 1: Ferdinand the Imposter (Apr 29, 1999)
- 2: Davidonut (Apr 29, 1999)
- 3: Peta (Jun 15, 1999)
- 4: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (Jan 11, 2000)
- 5: Peta (Jan 11, 2000)
- 6: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (Jan 11, 2000)
- 7: Peta (Jan 12, 2000)
- 8: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (Jan 12, 2000)
- 9: TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office (Mar 20, 2009)
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