Ironing
Created | Updated Nov 16, 2004
Ironing is a totally pointless activity, invented in the late 1800's, by the members of the species who have penises. "Ironing" involves dragging a large hot heavy metal triangle over pieces of fabric for several hours at a time. This is an activity almost exclusively carried out by a non-penis bearing sub-sector of the species, on the instigation of those with penises.