h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is it, there's no turning back. This is the Goo Revolution!

Share your alab*****d horror stories

Let's turn everyone into a Goo fan....Go Goo Go

...Goo's the best cuz its as blue as the ocean and the sky

Oh the wonderful world of GOO,
With it we can start out anew
And boy don't you know that it's TRUE
We'll all be happy Goo Rastas,
And not those depressed Alab*****ds.

"depressed Alab*****ds."

*laugh* XD

The thing about goo
and this thing it be true
that we all know it's better in blue!

okay - you've converted me. I'm off to my page to repaint - where do I buy Goo Blue from anyway?

*Quick attempt in the style of a snappy jingley rappy thingy*

Ala*****r
ain't no master
ya know it's true
u shud view it in blue
so don't be thick
don't take their stick
you already knew
what you need is the GOO.

welcome Potter! :]

well you see the wonderful thing about Goo!! is that it is free!

Have gallon, have a splash...just go over to the "Classic Goo Fan Club" and declare your gooeyness!!

you can put your gooey poetry there too...in the "You gotta do the GOO" conversation if you'd like!!

Hey One Large Sperm Whale...you see...everyday we get more Goo FAns! Behold the Power of GOO

*PumP up the Jam, PUmp it up a little more...Lets get that GOO on da DanCe flOor*

-does the moon walk to the snappy jingley rappy thingy*!

*cue dancing polar bears and smiley happy columbia (from the rocky horror show) look-alikes*

Every day these folks so blue
decide they should convert to goo
coz ala*****r's just no fun
they go with goo coz they know it's the one!

Use Goo.
Be original!

Hey One Large Sperm Whale

I wrote an entry that's going to be edited for the GUide!
I got official confirmation today!
:]
Check it out if you want:
Peer Review: A689952 - DON'T PANIC IF YOU'VE RUN OUT OF KETCHUP

Woo hoo!