A Conversation for Cockney Rhyming Slang

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Post 1

SonicYoof

Queen Mum - Bum - as in "get off your Queen Mum"
Pony - £25 - as in "lend me a Pony?"

That pony one doesn't rhyme though smiley - sadface


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Post 2

Barndoor

Some fridge down the nuclear told me that his good lady wife was a "right Noriss". Pray tell dear cockney chapie, what is a Norris? It would appear that a Noriss is none other than Mr Mcquirter (?) of record breakers fame. Apparently it rhymes with "squirter" although I am slightly miffed as to why my dear friend's trouble would be a squirter. Do me a cheesy (quaver) and help me out of this tight spot.


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Post 3

Jimi X

Hey Barndoor! Nobody can say hello to you properly until you write something on your home page!


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Post 4

Anonymouse

As Jimi said.. Go hit the 'edit page' button in the goo and leave us a plaintext "Hi!" in the body of your page until you have time for more.. meanwhile...

*extends teeny paw and tips a tiny tophat* .. Hi there! Welcome to the party which is h2g2 -- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Earth Edition!

smiley - fish 'Nonnie. smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

highway_rose

Not really sure if this gets used in London, but it gets used a lot in Glasgow..
Pails = Pails and Basins = Masons = FreeMasons..

so, next time someone says to you, 'Going to the Pails?' feel happy that you know roughly what they mean.. smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Zipo Bibrok

You know what. I think that I am going to add Cockney Rhyming slang (not the article, just the actual think) to my article of Stupid things


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Post 7

wide_inside

if you're doing all the celebrity money slang, then you mustn't forget "dudley" as in dudley moore, for a score, or twenty pounds.
Alan wicker, aswell as being knickers, as in pants for girls, can also be nicker as in a quid.


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Post 8

Anonymouse

Wide: See above for instructions on attracting and capturing Aces (erm.. or 'how to open up your page for proper welcomes' ... erm.. edit your page smiley - winkeye).

Meanwhile, again, *tips a teeny tophat and exteneds a paw* You've stumbled onto the Earth Edition of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Welcome, and enjoy! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 9

Beeblefish

Great article everyone!

Here's some Neo-cockney slang for you . . .

(From Clockwork Orange)

Cutter (for Money)

It goes like this:

Money
Bread and Honey
Bread
Bread and Butter
Cutter

(Just a theory, it could also be from Rusian or something -- but this come to me today so I thought I would add in my two cents)

~Beeblefish (Makin Things Up for Fun and Profit, Well Fun Anyway) smiley - fish


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Post 10

Anonymouse

Just out of curiosity, would any self-respecting Cockney use the term 'nicker' in place of 'theif'? As in, 'Don't lay any cutter round here, lotta nickers round about.'



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Post 11

urrgh-get-off

Bin Lid (quid) as in 'That'll be a bin my son'
Jockey's Whips (chips) as in 'Gis a few of your jockeys mate'


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Post 12

androyd

In rhyming slang pony =pony and trap = crap eg. I'm feeling a bit pony. All us Arsenal fans loved when Spurs shirts were made by Pony.....
Pony meaning £25 and monkey meaning £50 are general London terms and not rhyming slang.


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Post 13

wide_inside

We've also got "Spanish" as in, "I gave my trouble the Spanish, and she was off down the frog before her aris touched the ground."
Spanish = either Spanish fiddler, or Spanish archer. El Bow, get it?
Frog = frog and toad, road
Aris = Aristotle, Bottle, bottle and glass = arse

opened up my home for stuff aswell.

wide


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Post 14

Mardi Gra

"Charlie" is another one, as in "I felt a right Charlie".
(Charlie Hunt = smiley - fish ...well, I won't spell it out!)


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Post 16

Researcher 129968

Whilst it's aluded to on the table, it's worth makin VERY CLEAR that nobody ever uses the whole rhyme. If you walked into an East End boozer and were heard to exclaim "I'm Lee Marvin. What can I get for a Lady Godiva?" you would promptly be taken out back and have the tom beaten out of you.

The correct phraseology would be " I'm Lee, what can I get f'r'a Lady?"

The use of the full phrase (especially on TV when 'cockneys' use phrases like apples and pears - it's just fu***ng apples) has pearly kings and queens this side of the bow bells turning in their Indian's.

*Lady Godiva = fiver = £5.00
tom = tom titt = shit


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Post 17

Kes

There's an Australian parallel to this one - from Aussie Rules football comes the phrase "drop kick and punt" , which transforms into: "He's a right drop kick!"


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Post 19

Papa

Here is one I heard about 10 years ago

A "Cheese'n" for a geezer

Cheese 'n' Chutney = Putney

Putney bridge = Fridge

Fridge Freezer= Geezer

Of course the other one I have not seen mentioned is "Tommy" but I won't get into that as it maybe against house rules...

tara luv




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