A Conversation for Langwich Skool uv Noo Yawk
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Started conversation Apr 28, 2001
I jus learnt fromda h2g2-site howta ventriloquate. Nah ahcan tryit in nooyawkish. (pardn mah goiman accent)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 28, 2001
Datz da best pawt abowd h2g2, youse kin lern awl kinda stuff ta enrich ya liyf in amazin wayz! 
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Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted Apr 28, 2001
Oh..fhit. mow i gobba cramp imy pongue (goob fhing I bon'b yeally meeb my pongue puh yipe yis)
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 13, 2001
[continuing from the 'New Scout!' thread on my place]
Yasee wudai miihn? 
(translation: You see what I mean?)
I'm still after this entry, it /IS/ the right stuff for h2g2
dats kuhl
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 13, 2001
I was chosen for it, and for my instincts of 'smelling' Guide-worthy material from a mile off, even with the wind coming from behind my place 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 13, 2001
I'm afraid to ask what is located behind your "place" ...
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 13, 2001
hey! I was talking about the wind as such, a phenomenon which entails air (I mean a mix of O2 and N2), not *the* winds (aka flatu****) - if that is what you seem to be implying, and, err... - you /very/ /well/ know what I'm talking about!
Could it be that I'm hearing some slight tone of shyness through all this? Afraid of being exposed to the public, to criticism etc? If so, then I'd say: Worry not, Bossel is backing you!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 13, 2001
That's not what I meant! 
I meant that if you have a slaughterhouse or something behind your place, and you can still smell Guide-worthy material from a mile off, even with the wind coming from behind your place, that you're very talented indeed! 
I've never been accused of being shy before!
I'm not afraid of being exposed to criticism, it's just that I never meant this to go up ... it's not the sort of Guide Entry that usually *does* go up, and I don't want you to waste your time on it.
If you really, truly want to, go ahead. I finally joined the Royal Procrastinator's Society, and as you can see, for good reason! I don't know when I'll get around to doing the Second Lesson.
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 14, 2001
Well, I'm standing on a skunk's home here, there's a waste dump plus a sulfur chemical plant behind me, and I've got to hold my hat otherwise it'll fly away. And still there's this olfactory sensation which tells me: yes!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 14, 2001
*shakes head*
I figured you'd keep bugging me anyway ...
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 14, 2001
No way, full stop. I'm serious.
The only things which /could/ temporarily stop me are:
Are you expecting to have any more major aspects (grammar & such) left over, any major nuggets left without mention?
Anything you couldn't insert within, say, 4 weeks ? (That's about the time between posting on the Peer Review and reaching 'pending' status, which is kind of a deadline when a SubEd won't be able to accept further input)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 14, 2001
4 weeks, huh? My last Entry has been "Recommended" since April 19th!
Like I said before, I really never considered this as Edited Guide material. It's just silliness. I'll have to look it all over. I can't now, I'm at work, but I'll try to in the next few days.
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