h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hardly any ever expect the unexpected inquisition, I have found.

Which might - or might not - have been expected.

(Most likely it's up to the expectant. I expect).

You, know, I bet, that, in most regards, this reply, I'm typing, is probably just the type of reply, you were expecting, unless, of course, you were expecting the unexpected.
To which end, I've got your cauliflower soup here, shall I post it to you?

Unexpected cauliflower soup is probably the best cauliflower soup one will ever encounter, so if you still have my email addy send away!

Sadly, it seems I was unable to attach the soup to the E-mail.... - how was I ment to expect that!

Remembers me of that age old question: If you email to an inmate are you allowed to attach a file