h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My rucksack. My purple rucksack off tomorrow, evening time.... for a ... err, few days, until Monday I think. But... not going very far

So far 've packed. five blouses.
1 pair plimsols.
1 tee shirt.
and a suade flogger.
Guess I oughta throw in some underwear and socks and things....
Will have to leave bathroom/wash things until tomorrow I think, as I'll be needing them beforehand, natch.

I seem to have fixed, my bad back/shoulders/armpits/chest.
As much as, I figured it was radiation related (left shoulder/side was worse).
now... I'm not so sure...

I fixed it with a combination of two things.
1. a wheet heat wrap thing, heated in the microwave.
2. A bra.

I. kid. you. not.

see.

There's always more weird left to discover.

In otter news. I seem to have... err... outgrown, my.... err... chastity device.

See. I told you there is more weird.

and.... I predict.... there is even more werid yet to be revealed - yeh. even I am starting to get a bit worried now, as to just how much weird there can be.... - is it, in fact, just, like, well, infinate? now... there's a thought

Oh, also, I rearanged some furnature in the spare room, and our bedroom, and re-giggled about the HiFi somewhat.

so, now, I've a few free shelves, one of which, is now a dresser table its full already
perfume, deoderant, dreamcream moisturiser, E45 cream, Aquaious cream, coco butter, lip butter, barrier cream, coconut oil/butter, jewlery box with chainmail stuff, jewlery box with non chainmail stuff, little jewlery box with pendant in, temple bar/balm, hairbrush, little wooden box with anklet in, (sadly doesn't fit my ankles no moere, they've grown since chemo) err, nail files, foot files, peppermint foot cream, and some keys, to the chain mail stuff and err, things.

Haven't filled the other shelves yet but expect I will I definatly need a bigger handbag though... Oh, the bangles would be on the shelf too, but, of course, I'm wearing htem mind, I do miss, in some ways, being able to be sneaky..... I can't do sneaky anymore, with all the chainmail, and bangles, I do... rather blank wherever I go


Oo, that reminds me, I must get round to fixing my nipple bell chain, at some point... it... err... broke ages back

now... I was gona do something.... ahh, yeh, have a cheese sandwich. before I try decide what else I need to pack... oops. nearly forgot them... but luckily I know where the box is

I first read that as "nickel ball chain"

Then realized I didn't find that nearly enough weird

Oh dear, what is this world coming to - and who is to blame?



PS: Have a nice trip

Oh dear.... I do seem to have that affect on people its .. just jewlery actually... no really... just a chain with bells on it... and which attached either end, to each nipple... and... the attaching to the nipple bit is broken you see... it'd all be so much easier if I was allowed to just have pearced nipples... but I'm not allowed ,cry>

I'm not travelling far, to go away... but... even so right... must go bath... epically.... then pack I guess

4 PM already? how did that happen well. yet anothe rnight with no sleep didn't help

went to surgery, then pharmacy with W, picked up drugs went into town, and visited bank
popped in to a couple charity shops.... new metal bangle a gold one this time - I'm runnin gout of room for ... stuff on my wrists

I really... oughta go finish packing, and check I've packed enough drugs and stuff, and, eat something, and shower and... get myself .... prepared

Oo. adrenalin seems my endocrine system still produces adrenalin sadly its not producing testosterone.... but I've still got an ample supply of that from the loverly Nurse Nulia at the moment err, so it appears I like nurse Juliar.... nurse julia, or, as I like to think of her, the nurse who turns me on and. yes. I did tell the nurse that's her name ... and she... laughed (luckily that wasn't during the intramuscular injection mind )

err. must...

OK.
cuppa tea.
drugs.
something to eat.
shower.
finish packing.

ate. took drugs checked drug supplies in handbag threw injectibles into bag err... OK... another cuppa tea, then I must shower gotta be all sparkily smooth squeeky clean aftearll

oo! just found one of the enamial err, enamal enemel enamel? pin badgers, the h2g2 ones! - going to put that onto my red beaded jacekt I think, opposite side to the pin broach I got from teh charlity charity shop

I'll look so... pecular

purple collar.
purple blouse.
chainmail handcuffs/bracelets.
chainmail/bell silver chain on wrist.
purple leather bracelet on wrist.
Wristwatch
penacilum medic alert wristband.
purple portacath medic alert band.
addisonian medic alert band,
two large silver/black metal bangles,
one gold metal bangle,
red beaded, emobssed jacekt 3/4 sleeves,
hmm, black jeans? or graay trousers? jeans I thin, they've got pockets
black leather handbag.
purple rucksack/bag,
brown leather boots (new),
and, 69 foot of various coloured ribbons in my hair,
and, my sunglasses.
and, oo, the black leather trilby maybe, or the wool flat cap thing... not sure which... maybe the trilby for a change

Right... err, tea, yeh, tea, then shower... I know what I'm doing... oo, must finish packing