h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It can only but be, a matter of time, before I break the two -hour barrier.

they said it coudln't be done; when I went for the 1 hour barrier, and, yet, now, almost daily I break the 1-hour barrier, as of course, I have, again this very evening.

In fact... that was over 1 hour and a half, and, then some... - so so close, so close I can taste... smell... feel it... - One day... I'll do it, and break the two-hour barrier.

That day... that will truely, be in my mind, at least, the essence, neigh pinacle of achievment, and, surely such a admoral goal to desire to achieve.

err.

In case its not obvious; I'm ta talking about the two-hour bath barrier.

Tonight.... was... so epic... so bubbly.... so much rubber duck time... and so blissy and zen.

So blissy and zen, in fact, I remembered to shave my legs, but utterly forgot to shave my chin sturbble

Wore the new candy stripe linen blouse last night, and this morning/today with my new boots too

Sometimes, for special occasions, or, just when Sir asks, I do dress for him, as a man. no, really I do.

You is a good boy when you has to? I admire that in a girl

I'm always* a good boy! but.... I'm often a great girl Oh... dear... I do just get wrose don't I?