h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Night of the Hoover was more than 5 years ago....



Oh, dear... it was 11 years ago.

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I've just written another six chapters of it.

Its. possibly going a little more surreal whilst being in sole charge of my so-called mind, and typing fingers.

I think. it might be. a bit. odd. but in a kinda surreal weird way. Seems.... just releasing my mind onto the page, with the additional help of whatever biochemistry is occuring in me right now.... can have.... some fablusluy surrealistic affects apon the printed word. I'll be really supprised if any of it makes sense.

It may appear as a journal later.... I'm not entirely sure I can recall how to do entrys I think I need to spell check it first though.

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"I dare to say _we_ are all willing to help publishing it a little more "

...nothing like a case of the 'dresser drawer' syndrome, where you toss and turn all night trying to find a comfortable position and wake up the following morning artistically draped over an open dresser drawer almost unable to credit that one had slept at all...

Mornings here, are getting increasingly amusing

I wake.

.... there's that bit in hitchickers with Arthur's scream on waking in the cave?

Its kinda like that... only I really have no energy for anything as epic as a scream

I'm getting real good at moaning and groaning though

inevitably I've managed to contort my body into the least fluid, stretched out, non scrunched shape possible....

the crunching and groaning and moaning on attempting to find my various bodily parts amongst the heap... is hilarious

useually, then... next its the big rotation.... this invariably revolves about the discovery all the blood in my body has decided to spend the night on either the left, or right hand side..... spinning over from oneside to the other..... is all kinds of interesting

lots ots lots and lots of pretty colours of pain motility as my head does all kinds of lightheadedness as blood redistributes itsself about

Of course... mor efun occurs, when I actually get to the stage of trying to get out of bed itself my abdominal ... muscles.... are AWOL ATM and. all strangeness of lightheadedness and blood redistribtuion useually ensues on my moving from laying to sitting, and ultimately to standing... swaying ... and wobbling and useually by that point just giggling and cackling somewhat insanly beofre I try lunge for a pile of clothing

Oo.

just had a n all kinds of sort of sleep nap meditation thing. not sleep... but... so blissed out lay down... for a short while. may return back to it soon... only got up and got laptop out as I needed the damn loo again

At least you seem to be getting at least a couple of hours sleep anyway!

Exactly! I know its weird for some people who do ' 'just' sleep, but there is one hell of a differnce between geting 1 or 2 hours sleep, and going like four or five days with no sleep whatsoever! that... just gets scarey... and dangerous after about 80 hours no sleep for me really and thankfully not done that for a month or two now err, well it was back in teh early cycles of chemo, so must have been feb or March I guess

Things got.... really kinda surreal having chemo after 80 hours not sleeping ... and beairng in mind my baseline level of 'surreal' that... was ... kinda scarey and not fun!