h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think* the shopkeeper just made a pass at me... if only I was more observant and I only went in for butter and cigarettes

Butter, eh?

Well... there's the confirmation, if any were needed

you can't argue with logic like that

To be honnest I was more worried he might get in trubble if I sugest he leave the shop for a few moments actually would be handy... the shop being next door and all... wonder if I'd get a discount

i would be happy if someone just carried me shoppings home for me

But I don't get much from the shop... an occsional jar of coffee, pack of butter, and cigarettes... not really items that need much effort to carry right... need an excuess to pop to the shop later, just before it closes

Of course... this may all be a cunning trick by the shopkeeper to make me go to his shop... well not that cunning as I've sussed it... or not...

Come on 2legs, what was it exactly that gave you this idea? Did he caress your hand just a little longer as he handed you your change. Did his voice suddenly get a little breathless as he wished you good evening? Did he suddenly refer to you as 'my sweet sexy love' as he placed the pack of fags in your hand?

What gives?

well... it was kind of the hand thing a bit as he gave me the change... but... errr I think mainly it was the way he touched my ass...

HA HA! That could be it...

You think that is a pretty patent sexual advance/sign then?: I'm really crap at body language stuff ooo guess what... I'm goign to have to pop to the shop at some point and buy coffee

I'd see if you get it a few more times before you go getting excited, it could have been accidental... Just being cautious

with a bit of luck he is a hootooer himself and has already read this entire thread carefully from one end to another

You know, this very thought *had* crossed my mind...

off to the shop to check it out are you, 2legs?

We should probably smoke him a kipper - I expect he'll be back for breakfast...

i just gave up smoking

again...

that's not giving up at all! That's just lying to yourself for a while

(I know, great at being encouraging, aren't I? )


I'm pretty lucky, I've taken to smoking like I did to chocolate. I do enjoy it, but I dont fancy it all the time, that would just make me feel . But i'm no chocaholilc either. I have a box of Roses that's been raided a couple of times but is still half full. From over a month ago. And a tub of ice cream in the freezer I've had for about the same amount of time. Last time that came out was cos Ginge wanted some...