h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Still sucks I must get on now and do some... I think that might be the secret, 'do some' 'do some work' yes, I think that might be a key part of being able to do it, is to do some... yeh, I recon that might be a good idea.... well, thus far, my morning efforsts considered of about 7 to 10 mins on the phone, and about twenty minutes or half an hour, sorting out some stuff from the database/spreadheet to have the numbers and contact details to hand, which I've done, so I should* theoretially be ready to go full guns now... Got a shower and cleaned up in my lunch hour.... my two hour lunch hour... I should relaly get going I think.... yeh.... just a quick post lunch break coffee break, followed by a post post lunch coffee break cigaretee break break, followed by.... work. yesh. yesh. yesh. yesh. hoh no no no

No, no, no Bad idea. The trick is to do no work. Keep repeating it to yourself and you'll manage it

Trick 1: Get a cup of and don't drink it. People will think you're too busy to even drink.
Trick 2: Make sure you turn your screen saver off. But you shouldn't worry about it coming on anyway due to hootooing.
Trick 3: Spread lots of paper all over your desk.
Trick 4: Don't brush your hair so that you look stressed out.
Trick 5: Quit.*

*Has some disadvantages.

But if I do no work, then I get no pay and I might as well just quit and go back to not having job Don't need to 'give the impression' of doing work, as I'm working from home anyhow

Traveller in Time at w**k
"Just do it they will not eat you, honest"

I keep gettin distrated Yep, right, coffee cigarette, then I am going to LOG OUT of H2G2! I can* do it

I logged out! oh bugger, I've logged back in again : did a handful of calls in the interm period though now I've another distraction my 'friend' keeps sending me distracting suggestive text messages I perhaps should turn the mobile off you won't believe what the last one said... I mean.... I'm trying* to work.... and now all I can think about is...

I think you should turn off the mobile and try to limit yourself to logging in to hootoo after work

Works over for the day now Now I realise I should do all those things, I wanted* today to do all those things; and if* i'd done all those things, I could have easiley done the amount of work I have done, but spread out all over the day from 11 AM onwards, in probably somethign like one hour and a half which considering its about half the work or a bit less than I'd be being expected to do a day, is kinda good as it would mean, theoretically that I'd mange if I worked solidly, to get it all done in like 3 or 4 hours I mean, for BoBs sake, thats only like sit and do an hours work in teh morning, a short* break, a nother hours work, and repeat in teh afternoon and I'd have done it or more than I needed to theoretaiclly do, though of course, I might not still in that time have made a booking hence any money think I'll give it a go tomorrow with even* more* determination* than I did today

That sounds more like it ,after 3 months you will be well into the swing of it all

Traveller in Time tuning his WEB radio4?_
"I wonder when we will get a phone call requesting to speak to Mr Nighthoover. w"

Talked to boss this evening, told him what I'd done, he seemed to think it wasn't too bad an amount of work told him the problems I'd been having in getting 'down to it' and concentrating and ignoring distractions. and tomorrow* I will attempt wihtout the help of restraints oh yeh, no they are for Thursday night wihout the help of restraints or a safety net, but possibley with the help of a stratigaclly worn suit shirt and tie, to get down to it, and work, for prolongued periods of enforced H2G2 dennial I can do it I can do it I can do it I can do it I can do it I can do it I can do It I can do It I can do it i Can Do It I CAN DO IT

I heard that Nighthoover was going to make a second coming in the next couple of days.....

in that case I@m handing my notice in to conentrate every waking and sleeping minute to being on the site!

Ooh now that's downright cruel and evil! I love that!

Yep. But funny

Why don't you call Mr Mair. He probably needs some financial advice being the controller of everything in the whole world.

Naa, strictly speaking he's not employing people himself, so It wouldn't work,

Does he control Nighthoover?