h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know I do, especially when they're delivering pizza at 1am. My two pizas came to £8.65, so I gave the guy a £10 note, guess how much change I got... no come on guess... oh alright then, I recieved in change the princely sum of £2.35

Does that mean you got MORE change than you was supposed to??

So.... you were short changed?

Do £10 - £8.65 and work it out, it's not hard.

Well I say it's not hard, it was obviously a bit difficult for the pizza delivery guy. Although saying that it may have been my fault, I offered to give him £10.65 to make it easier and I think he must have latched onto the who £2 thing

Oh right

Ahh haa! I worked it out you should have gotten £1.35 in change, but you got a quid more than that so you are quid in I made a major mistake a few years back in giving a tip to a dilivery boy, was for take away food, kebab probably and chips also I guess, I ment to tip him a couple of quid (I used to do it every now and then to them, as it ensured they got here fast, expecting a tip to be proffered every once in a while), unfortuantley rather than giving him a ten pound note and saying keep the change, I accidentaly gave him a twenty pound note and said 'keep the change' so I think I tipped him something like £12 a good deal more than the food actually cost needless to say next time I ordered rom them, they turned up in about four or five mins

So it's not just pizza delivers boys who can't count?

I heard that there are three types of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't.

oh, I always thought there were 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't

Those jokes explain why maths teachers are never invited to parties.

I don't think my maths teacher would've been invited to any....well ones I was at anyway.

I know math teachers who probably would get invited to parties and I know at least two who do

I know one maths teacher from RL, was my maths teacher at high school, bump into him every now and then in the pub, he's almost as much f an alco as I am speaking of which, I was totally and utterly inebriated when I over tipped the kebab dilivery person

I just ate the last bits of my free pizza Now I have no pizza. Although that is the great thing about pizza, I couldn't have eaten chips from the night before, especially not while watching Ren & Stimpy

Don't tell me you eat cold pizza for breakfast!!

well not normally, but as I'd got one left over from last night...

cold pizza for breckfast is fab I do it every time I'e a bit left over from the night before, there is only one* thing better than cold pizza for breckfast; kebab from the night befor efor breckfast I recomend getting all the meat and veg and as much sauce as you can out of the pitta bread, and toasting the pitta bread on the grill (it soaks up the chilli sauce over nigh tand is fantastic), then whilst that is doing, put the plate with the meat and stuff on in the micro for a few mins till its piping hot, butter the pitta bread, put the meat on the pitta bread (discardind the heated horrid salad; you leave it on when reheating as it stops the meat drying out too much), and enjoy its lush I think I might have to get a kebab tomorrow night, just so I can have half the next day for breckky

Ah, cold pizza for breakfast: staple of the college student's diet!

Good to see you back on, TB!

and it was chees, tomato and sweetcorn, probably the most gorgeous pizza ever