h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so what makes you such a great guy???

not in a rude way....I'm genuinely intrigued

Fancy a

Ok...now that you've posed an interesting question, I suppose it deserves a thoughtful response, eh?

Actually, I'm not as arrogant as I pretend to be. I guess confident would be a better word...but sometimes outright arrogance can be fun And I'm not really confident because I have some divine right to be...I've just found that things tend to work out better in your life if you have confidence in yourself. And as long as you don't cross the arrogant line (for real, not just jokingly) people tend to rely on you and trust you a bit more. I'm not sure why though...maybe it's just the reassuring nature.

Anyway, if you were trying to get me to go on and on about what an awesome Trumpet Player I am, not to mention cute, intelligent, and funny...well, I won't do that


--Apollo

It looks like I still need to trim that ego of yours... Up for another bout in the mud wrestling pits? Or do I need to smash another commercial character to get that ego of your's to chill... hehe... I still have my "pet" Sobe lizard, thanks to your sending it to attack me... Though I must thank you for that, since once tamed, he's quite a cute, and sweet little pet... though I'm still loyal to Jones.

Saturn Girl

ps. Do you think they should mix the and smileys, so that they come up with a smiley w/ devil horns holding up the halo? I think it would fit me at times... hehe

I will have £50 on saturn girl in the mud wrestling i think she could go the distance.

*smiles broadly* I'm flattered that someone has that much faith in my abilities (I would say that a bet on me is well placed, but that would make me seem egotisical, so I'll withhold that comment... ) Now is there anyone willing to place a bet on Apollo? We might just have some good entertainment if that happens...

Saturn Girl

See Jack?? This is what leads to the ego problems

--Apollo

I never thought it would come to mud wrestling....to make you feel better I'll put 50p on appollo.....I'll be one mars bar short for lunch....but I dont mind.....charity begins at home and all that!

Thanks Jack Let's see that makes my odds about 100 to 1...

Saturn Girl, how do we always end up mudwrestling?? Maybe it's a sign

--Apollo

The only reason we end up mud wrestling is because I didn't get to smother that ego of your's in the mud last time... you were all full of talk, and then it was a jello pit instead of a mud pit, and well, you're the one who brought the mud pits into everything in the first place! I'm only trying to put you in your place. Now be a good boy, and get into the mud pit, so I can win, okay?

Saturn Girl

ps. you still haven't really shown me that those Golden Thighs of your's are as good as everyone says they are... Maybe prancing around in tights (can you be a man in tights?) might do it!

uh-oh...bad memories from a school play...

Nope, sorry SG...no tights. However, I do have some bikini underwear...

No Really I DON'T!! No self-respecting God of the Sun, Music, Medicine, and Wisdom would be caught in a mud pit with tights or bikini underwear on!!

You'll just have to settle for my greek toga. And, Miss Priss, what will you be wearing?? High heels, i'm sure...

--Apollo

Hehe... a good pair of CFMPs (Come f**k me pumps, so you know what I'm talking about) in red, with ankle straps... a pair of black leather pants, and a white "wife beater" tank top with "We could mate... but then I'd have to kill you..." writen on it with a picture of a black widow spider in the middle. That is what I'm wearing right now... but I won't mess up any of that in the mud pit. I'll be wearing a swim suit. A blue two piece that has a front zipper like a scuba suit on the top, and security mesures to see to it that the zipper doesn't come down any farther than I want it to.

Now put those Golden Thighs, and ego in the mud pit, and be ready to have your ego crushed!

Saturn Girl

ps. And what, pray tell, was this traumatizing experience that involved a school play, and tights?

Security measures on a zipper, eh?
Well, i guess our audience needs a little bit of entertainment for their bets...feel free to jump in the pit anytime you want Jake!

*As Apollo hurtles himself into the pit, and once again he and Saturn Girl are in a wrestling match*

--Apollo

*follows Apollo into the mud pit, and quickly has him pinned down in the ankle deep mud* Entertainment? I just wanted to prune your ego... After that objective is acheved, then entertainment is a possibility. *holds Apollo with an arm twisted behind his back, and kneeling in the mud* Are you any more humble now, huh Golden Thighs?

The Bombshell Goddess
(pruner of egos!)

*What Saturn Girl has apparently forgotten is Apollo's thighs... With ease, he braces against the edge of the pit and lifts himself and SG into the air, and falls backwards. Saturn Girl now on her back, Apollo rolls over*

Hmm...curious position...

Now YOU are pinned, my dear. And I am in a position to bargain. Perhaps for the lizard you stole from me...or for that entertainment...

--Apollo

To start... who said you could call me "my dear"? I don't recall granting such a privilage... As for the lizard I "stole" from you... you should be happen I didn't kill him in a flash of lightning. Anything you pit against someone in any form of war of battle ceases to be your's if you/he/she/it looses. Therefore he's mine, fair and square, and having not included him in this conflict, he's not open for your taking.

*Saturn Girl suddenly gives a quick shove to Golden Thigh's sholders, pushing him up off of her and to the side, landing on his back. As he lays there stunned for a second, Saturn Girl quickly kneals on top of him, one knee and shin pressed flat against his chest, her weight holding him down, and leaving him no leeway to use his golden thighs to get out of this one. She leans close, and looks him in the eye.*

So what were you saying about entertainment?

The Bombshell Goddess

All that...weight.......can't......breathe................

EXCUSE ME? "All that weight, can't breathe"? Are you saying I'm fat?! *grabs Apollo by the nose, and drags him out of the mud* Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? If she did, they did not stick in that head of your's. *lets got of Apollo's nose, pushes him backwards so that he lands on his butt in the mud as Saturn Girl walks off*

Hehehe....that one always works on the women Chalk up another one for the Sun God!!

--Apollo

*stops, and spins to look back* I would HARDLY call sitting like an a*s in the mud being victorius... *turns, and walks off again, to wash mud off, and change into something much more appropreate for the bombshell goddess*

Saturn Girl