A Conversation for Drums
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Steve K. Started conversation Mar 21, 2001
How do you make sure the stage is level?
The drool runs out both sides of the drummer's mouth.
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Bagpuss Posted Mar 21, 2001
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: With a drum machine, you only have to punch the information in once.
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Lochinvar Posted Mar 22, 2001
Q: How do you get two drummers to keep the same tempo?
A: Shoot one.
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Steve K. Posted Mar 24, 2001
Our band's drummer said he doesn't understand why everybody says its so hard to play in 7.
"One - two - three - four - five - six - sev - en."
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Lochinvar Posted Mar 24, 2001
Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
Me either.
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Juliet Posted Mar 25, 2001
how do you know it's a drummer at the front door
The knocking gets faster and faster
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Lochinvar Posted Mar 27, 2001
What's the last thing the drummer said to his bandmates?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 30, 2001
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 22, 2002
Ooohh!!! Hope you aren't too upset!!!
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Dodgeballrocks Posted Sep 21, 2003
How do you get a drummer to slow down?
Put sheet music in front of them.
How do you get a drummer to stop?
Ask them to read it.
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Spoongirl Posted Oct 9, 2003
What do you do with a terrible drummer?
Take one stick away and tell him to conduct.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 16, 2003
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- 1: Steve K. (Mar 21, 2001)
- 2: Bagpuss (Mar 21, 2001)
- 3: Lochinvar (Mar 22, 2001)
- 4: Steve K. (Mar 24, 2001)
- 5: Lochinvar (Mar 24, 2001)
- 6: Juliet (Mar 25, 2001)
- 7: Lochinvar (Mar 27, 2001)
- 8: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 30, 2001)
- 9: Crazy Man (Jun 27, 2002)
- 10: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 22, 2002)
- 11: Crazy Man (Aug 2, 2002)
- 12: Dodgeballrocks (Sep 21, 2003)
- 13: Spoongirl (Oct 9, 2003)
- 14: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 16, 2003)
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