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Shallow Thought Started conversation Aug 10, 2001
Another drummer joke goes something along the lines of:
Q. If you drop a drummer and a computer programmer down a cliff, who hits the bottom first?
A. Who cares?
Obviously you can change the people you drop to suit the audience! 
Chris
(Shallow Thought)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 11, 2001
Thanks!!!
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 11, 2001
I have plenty of other drummer jokes if you're interested...?
Chris
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 12, 2001
SURE!!! go for it!!!
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 12, 2001
Ok then, you asked for it...
Q. What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A. Gifted.
Q. Why to bands need Roadies?
A. To translate what the drummer says.
Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A. You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q. Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
A. No, neither did I.
Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A. The knocking speeds up.
Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A. He doesn't know when to come in.
Q. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
There's more, but those ones are quite cool I think
Chris
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 14, 2001
Good show.
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 14, 2001
Heh, cool
I love drummer jokes! Especially cos I have drummer friends and I'm not a drummer....
Chris
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 15, 2001
I like RINGO...
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 15, 2001
Yeah, well he was kinda special. I guess.
It's not like I have anything against drummers as a breeed (no genocidal tendencies or anything), just most (and I'm sorry to use stereotypes) but most are stereotypical drummers! :P that has to wind someone up....
Chris
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 16, 2001
For some unknown reason, stereotypes about drummers and trumpet players tend to be, for the most part, true... 
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 17, 2001
Hey! Less of the being nasty to trumpeters. I am after all one of them
Chris
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 18, 2001
OH!!! 
But it's perfectly all right to pick on the drummers, is it!??
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 18, 2001
Yeah, that's fine! After all, I'm not a drummer...
Chris
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 18, 2001
::gasp:; But... my FAVORITE BEATLE IS!!! 
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 19, 2001
Sorry! Didn't mean to upset you!
I'm gonna have to look up some of those smilies...
Chris
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 19, 2001
...I think I will soon recover from being upset...
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 19, 2001
Good good, I'd hate to think I'd upset you....
So, you want any more jokes? Maybe some derisive M$ comments? I like those....
Chris
(Shallow Thought)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 19, 2001
ok...... go for it!!!
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Shallow Thought Posted Aug 20, 2001
Q. You know what they say the biggest oxymoron is?
A. Microsoft Works
PCs are a bit like air-conditioning: they both stop working when you open Windows.
"The box said Windows 95 or better required... so I installed Linux"
Speed kills! Use Windows 95...
Hiroshima..45........Tjernobil..86........Windows..95....
Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses DO something.
Those are some of my favourites...
Chris
(Shallow Thought)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Aug 20, 2001
Hee hee hee... 
All very good!!! YAY!!!
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