h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hee hee. I hope the Aces and Guardian Angels don't mind me usurping their normal place to be first here, but I know this guy, okay?

Make sure you visit the Ministry of Evil when I get it finished, okay? It should be just your kind of place...

Thanks your evilness or whatever your title is, I don't know if that invitation is a compliment or not.

I think I could handle the evil bit, not too sure about the dancing ducks though!

Hi there, I'm fabbers, patron saint of dodgy kids TV programs, welcome to h2g2!

I'm a Guardian Angel, we're an informal group of people who like to help others and welcome newcomers, but i can see i've been beaten to it so here are the basics,

A few good places to visit in h2g2 are
- The Newcomers welcome page: http://www.h2g2.com/Welcome
- Browse H2G2: http://www.h2g2.com/browse
- The Guardian Angels Homepage: http://www.h2g2.com/467606
- The Smileys Page: http://www.h2g2.com/smiley
- The Aces Homepage: http://www.h2g2.com/ACES
- Colonel Sellers Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to h2g2: http://www.h2g2.com/A270325
- H2G2 Statistics: http://www.h2g2.com/info? (quite surprising)
- The h2g2 Post: http://www.h2g2.com/thepost
- The H2G2 Quick Reference Guide: http://www.h2g2.com/A344756

Right that should get you on your way, if not then either reply to this posting or come see me at http://www.h2g2.com/U155024 but you seem to be on your way,

Enjoy, fabbers

See, I told you the Guardian Angels would be along. They do a lot better job of greeting people than I did when I was an Ace. I wasn't very good at it, so I became a Guru instead rather than as well as.

Fabbers, a good greeting there.

Colin, try to stay calm. That shoulder of yours won't be improved if you get all uppity...

Greetings and Welcome to H2G2!

I'm Phoenix, one of the ACEs here on H2G2. I see I'm a little late for starting the welcome wagon, but better late than never.

I hope things are going well for you. If you need any help finding anything, please don't hesitate to ask.

42!

Phoenix

^..^

See? I'm definitely better off as a Guru...