h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

we are here because theres no where else to go

or is there?

is there what?

anywhere else to go

anywhere else to go

i don't know i don't know

i know but im not telling

I've been there but I've forgotten where it was. It might have been behind my sofa, but I dunno.

OH God I've been there!!!!

there could be a whole new hhgttg book set down the back of thats guys sofa.

Perhaps you should moderate your contempt for society?

Either your keyboard carnt spel or you were very tired. Perhaps you're not a misprint of the Last Homely House. If so call me on "[email protected]". I could do with a decent conversation via "ye olde internete" re: one John Robert Rueul.

Anyone out there want to help me write the sixth book in the trilogy?

I would love to

Me too. How's this for the first letter:

I

What do you think? Pretty good, eh?

I think that they should crash land on one of Betelgeuse's planets moons where it turns out that Slartibartfast is the illegitimate son of Zarquon! Then they discover that Zarquon is one of the major conspirators behind the destruction of the universe and coached the Krikkets into declaring war on the rest of the universe and is held up in an international space court. What do you think? Too Sunset Beach?

actually according to the guides intro none of us are here.
introduction

3. population...none
(well actually there are a finite amount of people romeing around an infinant amount of space so the people you come across from time to time are a figment of a deranged imagionation.)

so in short, you all don't exist and i must be insaine.

First we would need to know how Ford, Arthur, Random and Trillian survived the final destruction of Earth. DNA said he was having some problems with his lifestyle or something when he wrote that last book. At least, I think he did. Maybe it's all in my mind. Hey, maybe I'm not actually here, maybe you're not, maybe I, I, I don't know. I think therefore I am? Maybe not.

How did Ford, Arthur, Trillian, and Random survive the destruction of the infinite Earths? Real simple: they didn't.

Max Quordlepleen explains it all for you at http://www.h2g2.com/P79977 which is the first attempt to write the SIXTH book in the Hitch Hiker's Guide Trilogy! This first draft will no doubt go through several rewrites, but this is where we're at presently.

Perhaps if you read "The Story So Far" located at http://www.h2g2.com/P80056 it will help you understand WHY Arthur and them didn't survive.

I thought that there was a reason that I didn't want to get out of bed - when all along my brain knew that as I didn't exist so why bother????