h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think that we're here to sleep!!
Not that I'm a lazy person, but think about it!
All the BOURING lessons at school, the long hours at work, the
fun in dancing at parties...
All of this can raelly drive us crazy!!
So sleeping is the best answer!
(And most of all, I love sleeping)

Pigeons find school and all lessons fascinating. It is a well known fact that pigeons KNOW the meaning of life and every time they try and tell us - we shoot them. They are understandably annoyed and are now boycotting telling our generation the meaning of life.

Pigeons like my haircut in all the movies!

lsn't it something like 4 times 7 equals 28? Oh yeah thats the meaning of life. Maybe the answer to why we are here is cheese. We exist to make cheese. That could be wrong, don't quote me.

Two pieces of yeast fumbled around in a culture dish eating their own excrement wondering about the meaning of life. They suffocated and died. They had no idea that they were making wine.

Two pieces of yeast fumbled around in a culture dish eating their own excrement wondering about the meaning of life. They suffocated and died. They had no idea that they were making wine.

Where is this here place anyway.
Why?
The answer is Why Not!!!!!!! Live and Love it, no more no less
Ask the pigeons they agree.

The purpose in life is to find a new and exciting way to eat ice cream. I'm thinking of mixing fresh brocolli in it.

F**k that's profound! I wonder what other effects my existence is having that I'm not aware of? I know that a lot of voices on the other end of telephones get very annoyed by my existence.

My user page keeps telling me there's a response to my response to someone else's response in here and I come in here and nothing's changed. Can someone please sack the appropriate authorities? Thank you.

Those responsible for the previous post have been sacked. Furthermore, those who sacked those which have been sacked have in fact been sacked. We apologize for the inconvenience. The rest of this thread was completed with great expense and at the last minute.

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[come see the lovely moose!]

The answer I thought was clear.....
42.!

Why are we here? Well, I'm here 'cos I've got a lot of spare time and I've got to waste it somehow.

Why are we here? TO make lots of pancakes?

42 was a red herring. The answer to the question of life the universe and everything is located underneath your fingernails. NEXT QUESTION!

Right, ZachsMind, YOU can pay for my hospital bill.
£45 for emergency repairs to my fingers, and I didn't even find the damned Answer! I must stop typing now as my fingers are hurting.

You forgot to read the fine print again. Under no circumstances can anyoneI be held responsible for anyone taking anything in this site seriously.

So there. Nyah!

We are here to chew Bubble Gum and kick ass and usually we all run out of bubble gum at some point.

Sometimes its chewing gum

Sometimes its spirit gum.