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Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 1

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

I've not had a wisper from you lot, so I thought I'ed say hello smiley - biggrin also have a smiley - stiffdrink cus its been a great day smiley - smiley


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 2

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smiley


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 3

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smiley


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 4

retiringviolet

smiley - teasmiley - cakesmiley - smiley


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 5

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

thank you for the smiley - teasmiley - cakesmiley - biggrin


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 6

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smiley


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Post 7

retiringviolet

's O.K. nice to make your acquaintance.smiley - run bit tired


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 8

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smiley right ho smiley - biggrin


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Post 9

retiringviolet

smiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - cheerssmiley - oksmiley - smiley


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Post 10

retiringviolet

Will be sending you:.
Tee shirts'n'jeans
size 9 trainers or flipflops
Glasses
My New Bike
A dog
Pockets
A Large Cup of EG Tea
A Good Toaster
Clean Underwear
A large newspaper or book
A pen or pencil
Radio 2 or 4 and the Asian network
My Brithday and its assoicated card with money
Hiding, I'm very good at hiding
My Tool Box
My Crayons also my new paint box
My Camera
A Towel
Car
House
misses
friends
Socks
A hat
A Beach or Wood
Alcohol
Sunshine
My Anglepoise Lamp
My feet
Glasses, My Spare Pair
My Computer
My New Note Book and pencil
Americans, As they allways make me smile
Ozzytrailans, they make me smile too!


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 11

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - laugh


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 12

retiringviolet

You will not be recieving any of the following:-

Any type of authority
Tight shoes
The Clergy, dosen't matter which strain, the whole lot!
Flip Top Pedal Bin's
Public Service Anouncements
Brifcases
Smart asses
Ill Fitting Teeth
Marmite
Ozzie Wine
Brifcases
Architect John Nash (1752-1835)
Radio 1
Dog's that fart and then blame you
Family (Local Type)
Christmass and the New Year
Odd Bins
TV Programmes
CD Burners that don't burn
C**P Software
Computer Cables
Computers That Smoke Then Blow up And Die
Hope, any type of hope
Happy people
Her Next Door
Family The Ones That Come Only At Christmass , Armed Only With A Smile, with no Food or Drink
That Piece Of Fluff That gets Stuck In Your Belly Button
Cutting My Toenails
Anyone That Says "Why Don't You Grow Up"
Sanctimonios traffic Wardens With Ill Fitting Uniforms
Brithday Cards (The Type With No Money In Them)

So you have much anticipation ahead of you!smiley - biggrin


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 13

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - biggrin


Oi.......................... I've been around here for ages........... and

Post 14

retiringviolet

smiley - biggrin


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Post 15

Not-so-bald-eagle

Oh come on ! Get some smiley - bubblysmiley - redwinesmiley - stiffdrink and smiley - ale in and add some women and song !

Let's party

smiley - disco


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Post 16

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - biggrinsmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - bubblysmiley - cakesmiley - chocsmiley - teasmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - bubbly


partaaaaay


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Post 17

retiringviolet

Put your left leg in, your left leg out. You do the hokey Cockey & you shake it all about.
Will there be ice-cream and jelly?


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Post 18

Not-so-bald-eagle


Nope. Foie-gras, caviar.... but no jelly.
Ice-cream...... well, we have lime sorbet doused with vodka....

Turn the music up and DANCE

smiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - disco


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