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Are you a Pagan Redneck?
Tefkat Posted Jun 13, 2004
I think I've met most of these. In fact, I've even been a few.
http://tftb.com/deify/field.htm
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
Tefkat Posted Jun 13, 2004
This'un's good
http://tftb.com/deify/esotericist.htm
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Jun 13, 2004
I enjoyed the second one the most!
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jun 14, 2004
Mm-hmm.
You didn't like the Playgan page?
http://tftb.com/deify/fluffybunny.htm
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Jun 14, 2004
fluffy bunny made me giggle
Favorite is the wholelist of descriptors -http://tftb.com/deify/field.htm
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jun 14, 2004
Reminds me of my days hanging around new wave clubs in Austin back in the Eighties.
Shnooks has trouble believing that we didn't have "Goths", per se, back then.
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
McKay The Disorganised Posted Jun 18, 2004
I believe the answer to the thread question should be HELL YEAH.
However I am a bad influence.
Try Geoff Foxworthy on Yahoo - you might be a redneck.
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jun 19, 2004
Been there, done that, got the tobacco stains on the ironing board cover...
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
Tefkat Posted Jun 19, 2004
I googled him. It asked me if I wanted Jeff and gave me sites that wouldn't load 
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
McKay The Disorganised Posted Jun 19, 2004
It is Jeff - sorry,
He asks questions like - You might be a redneck if - your working television is sitting on top of your unworking television.... you have been accused of lying through your tooth.... If you've been married 3 times, but only have one set of in-laws.
You get the picture.
Are you a Pagan Redneck?
Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jun 22, 2004
The whole Redneck thing is mostly past around here, though.
My father was a big fan of that, having lived for years in a trailer park and living around white trash and rednecks, some in his own family.
While some regard Jeff Foxworthy (who spent years on the job as a corporate bottom-sitter before he got popular doing standup and failed at his own TV show) as the Pope of redneck oneliners,
the St. Peter of redneck humor was a guy named Brother Dave Gardner.
Anyway, some of the Foxworthy classics were:
If you have ever taken a can of beer to a job interview... you might be a redneck...
If you have ever gone to a family reunion looking for a date... you might be a redneck...
If your house is on wheels and your car is on blocks... you might be a redneck...
If your Granmother keeps a spit cup on her ironing board... you might be a redneck...
If there is a brass plaque commemorating your ten years of dependable service... over your bunk at the drunk tank... you might be a redneck...
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- 5: Tonsil Revenge (PG) (Jun 14, 2004)
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- 7: Tonsil Revenge (PG) (Jun 14, 2004)
- 8: McKay The Disorganised (Jun 18, 2004)
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- 10: Tefkat (Jun 19, 2004)
- 11: McKay The Disorganised (Jun 19, 2004)
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