h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*from an empty cupboard in a storeroom in the Towers falls a Red Dog*

Oooof !

something seems familiar...i hope that smart bomb wont follow

*puts ear to door and can hear Italic type noises coming from the otherside. Music playing, coffee drinking, party poppers popping, violent swearing, that sort of thing*

*putting aside the temptation to burst through the door shouting Taa Raa !!!! he looks around the storeroom*

Oh Unc look - a collection of Moxon memorabillia. 1960's circa ties, afghan jackets and loons .... well would you credit it.

You've been here before - lead on !

*rolls through*

Hmmm...I think It's wearing off

*wriggles fingers and toes as they are suddenly struck by pins and needles*

Aargh! I hate this!

*Busterbone lands on top of the still stiff Sarge*

Oof!! Thanks Sarge!!

we arent at the towers at all! we're on the wrong floor of bush house!

*stightly muffled whimpers can be heard from under BB*

*tries to turn the door handle*

It's locked ! Anyone got a key ?

...SAVE YOU RED DOG.

*BBW comes sailing horizontally out of the cupboard, flys across the room and into a shelving unit which contains pots and pans and dishes and glasses, along with a collection of bells and cymbals. The shelves collapse and the contents fall to the floor with a prolonged and loud crash.

BBW sits up amid the broken dishes and dented pots just in time to recieve the last pot on his head.*

Ow.

*as she begins to take control of them, SM manages to flail her arms around madly*

Mmmfh! MMMMFPH!

*sits up with a collander on his head*

Shhh ..... I think they heard that outside.

*the door handle starts to turn from someone on the other side*

...openiong up to find a hulking security guard staring in confused confusion

Errr ... he can explain *points*

*Assumes his best innocent look and blurts out the first thing that comes to mind.*

Whoa! Did YOU feel that earthquake too?

*finally regains enough control to push BB off of her face*

*breathes in fresh air*

*sighs*

Erm...help?

*to the security guard*

Don't listen to her .

*places hand over Sarges mouth*

Take us to your leader - the one they call Moxon ! We are on a mission of supreme importance.

*the security guard beckons and the ensemble files out of the storeroom together with a struggling Sarge*

psst...red dog....why do we wnat to go and see the evil moxon? ive already kidnapped him once in my life...

*innocently*

Why for the same reason as everyone else Uncle - I wanna see the fabled Golden Throne that he sits on from where he orders the Universe and directs the movements of all heavenly bodies in the cosmos, of course .

*holds on tight to the struggling Sarge*

Is there something more important that we should be doing or somewhere else we should go ?

*With not an inconsiderable amount of crashing and clanging, BBW removes himself from the wreckage and follows the others. He leaves a trail of broken bits of china and glass as he walks along.*

*another "security guard" jumps in at the end of the line...keeping a close eye on Shroom*