h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Happy birthdae, gabriel. Being immortal must be fun. Oh, wait, just remembered internet alias.
I MAY BE THE SERVANT OF THE ADVERSARY, BUT NO HARD FEELINGS, EH?
lozza fire 'n brimstone,
~BeElZeBuB~

My dear BeElZeBuB!
We may meet as adversaries on the eternal fields of Elysium, but that will be because of commands and orders from the Big Guy. I thank you most sincerely for your birthday greeting, and wish you all the best. I must say, however, that "birthday" is not quite correct. That day was the day when I willed myself into existence. I suspect so did you...

AngelGabriel

Hey, It's been a long time. How would thee fancy a drop of fiery tonic down in Hell's Kitchen? (The Proverbial Bar, not the slum in NYC). We could reminisce about Old Times, beyond the Gates, with you and me, Lucifer and Michael, and that Aziraphale with his friend Crowley, the demon-who-didn't-so-much-fall-as-meander-down at-his-own-pace. THose were the days, eh? Back before Eden and the Overthrow. Mmmm....
Say, howsabout we meet for that drink in Hell's Kitchen, the proverbial bar allocated on my space. Drop in sometime.

And here it comes, round again, and no Angelgabriel in sight.

O well, I'll just sit here and drink this myself.

I'm here (sorry it took so long) *shares with Random*