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Gene Splicing
Moron Child Started conversation Mar 18, 2001
What about the government conspiracy to hide the proof that our closest relatives are not chimps, but, in fact, are tortoises?
Gene Splicing
I Hold The Universe Together Posted Apr 12, 2001
eh? you don't say... come to think of it my grandma does look like a leatherback!
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B3n Posted Aug 9, 2001
I am afraid you are not entirely accurate here, the genes turned out not to be those of tortoises but burnt spuds. Our closest relative is in fact the common garden potato... burnt.
Gene Splicing
B3n Posted Aug 9, 2001
I am afraid you are not entirely accurate here, the genes turned out not to be those of tortoises but burnt spuds. Our closest relative is in fact the common garden potato... burnt.
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