A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts

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Post 1

The Grim Squeaker

*trots in clutching tiny scythe. Takes out tiny silver pad and pencil and scribbles a note. Pins note to the side of the forum*

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*The note reads "Small skeletal rat seeks other small skeletal mammal (pref. rodent) for companionship and professional partnership. Has own tiny scythe and egg timer. Death of Cats need not apply."*

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Post 2

Abi

Hello little friend! How are you? I see you have managed to escape Venus in Furs' boudoir. Took you long enough! smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*waves at the Grim Squeaker in a friendly yet cautious manner*


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Post 4

Ormondroyd

GRIMMY!!! smiley - hug
So good to see you again! A little statue of you stands majestically on top of my computer. I did wonder whether there might be a connection when my 'puter mouse died...
Anyway, I hope we'll soon be seeing you again down at the Forum & Firkin. Your tiny rope ladder to the bar and your little silver drinking thimble await... smiley - alesmiley - smiley


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Post 5

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Little squeaker!!!!

*looks into the red burning eyes*

Sid smiley - cool


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Post 6

Ormondroyd

Wonder why Grimmy has fallen out with the Death of Cats (aka The Macabre Moggy)? smiley - bigeyes


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