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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 18, 2001
oh no! my pc
has crashed yet again! and i
didn't save! PANIC!
(yes, i did.)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 18, 2001
How about a NT; next topic? I don't think there is one current cakely?
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Helium Bandit Posted Apr 18, 2001
heavily it sits
upon my tender stomach
current cake is ick.
next: hip hop
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 19, 2001
opps, i didn't mean
to leave out the next topic
but i can't use that.
(topic hasn't changed)
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Metal Chicken Posted Apr 19, 2001
New names for old snacks
lead to sweet shop confusion.
Stick to old Topic.
(Apologies but its my first haiku and I couldn't work out what subject you were up to...)
Next topic - Flamenco dancers
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 20, 2001
They think they are Smart
but who wants to Dance around
when its more fun to.......?
(I am not quite sure on some of the sillubuls in that?)
NT; puff pastry
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Metal Chicken Posted Apr 21, 2001
Eat great big cream cakes,
feed pastry crumbs to your dog
bringing cheer to all
NT : piggy banks
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Helium Bandit Posted Apr 21, 2001
porcelain porker
replete with shiny coinage
blind to the hammer
nt: denim underwear
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FG Posted Apr 21, 2001
When you're feeling chafed,
sore, and uncomfortable
take off your panties!
NT: mysterious stains
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 21, 2001
Piggy banks, what's that?
An account for pigs and pork
on the Ohio?
NT: interest rates
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 21, 2001
There was some case of
mysterical stains between
Monica and Bill
nt: Interest rates
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FG Posted Apr 21, 2001
I don't understand.
I bought that with a Visa.
Now it costs much more!
topic: homemade ice cream
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 21, 2001
Home made icecream is
Too much like hard work so its
not something I do!
NT; damp ankles
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FG Posted Apr 21, 2001
My shoes are wet, soft,
and squishy. Maybe I should
get out of the creek!
topic: bad poetry
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 21, 2001
on bad poetry
you must all be glad to see
How wel this one rymes
(Poetry has three sillibuls?)
Topic; yellow snow
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FG Posted Apr 21, 2001
Mama always said
"Girl, don't eat the yellow snow".
But I was hungry.
NT: rubber sheets
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Bagpuss Posted Apr 21, 2001
University
Halls use these, do they think that
students will make mess?
nt: club singers
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 21, 2001
They sing far too loud
head like bag of dust from moon
Cricket club bright sun
Next topic; rain drop falling off petal of Beautiful Cactus flower
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Metal Chicken Posted Apr 21, 2001
Damp petals sun-seared
Parched man lies with outstretched tongue
No more rain this year
NT: Continental drift
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Bagpuss Posted Apr 21, 2001
Slow motion ballet
by plates of rock surprisingly
can be destructive
nt: international playboys
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- 821: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 18, 2001)
- 822: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 18, 2001)
- 823: Helium Bandit (Apr 18, 2001)
- 824: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 19, 2001)
- 825: Metal Chicken (Apr 19, 2001)
- 826: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 20, 2001)
- 827: Metal Chicken (Apr 21, 2001)
- 828: Helium Bandit (Apr 21, 2001)
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