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Livzy Posted Apr 11, 2001
How I mourn the loss
of one of my childhood loves!
Bring back the Spangle !!
and to continue the theme; Parma Violets
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 12, 2001
in Germany, a violet (or 'Veilchen') is also a synonym for a black eye which you can acquire if misbehaving in certain situations 
Getting violets
(depends on which type you mean)
can be good or bad
NT: fingernails
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 12, 2001
The fingernail while
humble, is one of the best
built-in tools of man
next: how long is a piece of string?
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Helium Bandit Posted Apr 12, 2001
the distance between
both its ends is the length of
any piece of string
next: the poetry of John Keats
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Ormondroyd Posted Apr 13, 2001
"A thing of beauty
- a joy forever", I said,
Gazing at my pint. 
NT: Multi-storey car parks.
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Helium Bandit Posted Apr 13, 2001
cubical concrete
clearly contains countless cars
can't continue c's....
consequent: calculus
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 13, 2001
Integral over
this year and my bank account
is negative, umm!
nt: spiders in your bathroom
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 13, 2001
put a glass over
it, and carry outside. don't
want to hurt spidey!
nt: kilroy was here
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 13, 2001
put a glass over
it, and carry outside. don't
want to hurt spidey!
nt: kilroy was here
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Helium Bandit Posted Apr 13, 2001
'alas poor yorlik
I knew him backwards.' I said,
making clever pun
NT: a bone of contention
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FG Posted Apr 13, 2001
He's not in the mood,
but I am--it's a bone of
contention with us!
Ooooo--it's bad I know.
Topic: toilet plungers
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 13, 2001
Some of those 'old friends'
don't want to get out of sight
without a plunger!
(I know it's not good either )
nt: the face in the mirror
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Helium Bandit Posted Apr 14, 2001
the face appears strange:
red eyes and pale cheeks and hair
dishevelled. rough night.
Next: a plastic monkey
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 16, 2001
a plastic monkey
sits on the shelf in a store.
will no one buy him?
nt: googly-eyed starlets
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Apr 18, 2001
They have no brain cells
Taking too much cocaine man
Will destroy their nose
Ooh, how about smileys?
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Livzy Posted Apr 18, 2001
Smileys are the scourge
of the internet these days
Every-f***-ing-where!
Next up; why does Livzy always have to bloody swear?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 18, 2001
Swearing is good when
you can't think what to say, it
fills in missing words
NT; train journeys
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 18, 2001
i stare hopefully
out the window of the train.
when will i get home?
nt: h2g2 itself
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 18, 2001
its very strange
now its at the BBC
so just Don't Panic
(I pressumed U ment H2G2 here, not H2G2 the book, the Tv series, the radio show, the soft toys, or the range of soft and alcoholic drinks?);
NT;
Next Topic; Panicking!
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Apr 18, 2001
Oh, no, Oh, no, NO,
I can't, Oh my goodness, NO
I must not panic.
(sorry, bit of a poor effort but I haven't Haiku-ed for 5 days!)
Next Topic - Fast Cars and Loose Women
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- 802: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Apr 12, 2001)
- 803: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 12, 2001)
- 804: Helium Bandit (Apr 12, 2001)
- 805: Ormondroyd (Apr 13, 2001)
- 806: Helium Bandit (Apr 13, 2001)
- 807: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Apr 13, 2001)
- 808: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 13, 2001)
- 809: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 13, 2001)
- 810: Helium Bandit (Apr 13, 2001)
- 811: FG (Apr 13, 2001)
- 812: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Apr 13, 2001)
- 813: Helium Bandit (Apr 14, 2001)
- 814: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 16, 2001)
- 815: Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick (Apr 18, 2001)
- 816: Livzy (Apr 18, 2001)
- 817: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 18, 2001)
- 818: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 18, 2001)
- 819: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 18, 2001)
- 820: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Apr 18, 2001)
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