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Relations with corpses
Rufus (not Wainwright) Started conversation Jun 22, 2002
Although the law in the United States of america states that you cannot have relations with a corpes, it neglected to define whether or not that corpse could be living. A living corpse is one of minimal sexual eperience coupled with a shy attitude and an unwillingness to try. Exemplified by my ex. Not to be mistaken with waking the dead, the living corpse is the only person to make it into the regular sexual repertoire that you never want to have become your "um-friend"
Relations with corpses
Researcher 228414 Posted May 20, 2003
While "relationships with corpses" are illegal in all states in the US. You will find that this is not the case in Britain.
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c8zmax Posted Jun 29, 2003
Yes quite correct. But it is illegal to have sex with a sausage sandwich, which balances the whole thing out I think?
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 10, 2003
i have a friend who wants to have sex with a corpse, what advise shall i give the perverted lil freak?
scruff X
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deusressurected Posted May 19, 2004
tell this friend a sausage sandwich is much better.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted May 19, 2004
lol o.k i'll pass on the info, any particular sausages?
scruff X
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Arpegiator Posted Sep 9, 2004
Make sure the corpse is very recently dead. Otherwise it might be rather cold and smelly.
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BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Sep 18, 2004
P.S. Ref sex with corpses, I'm into flagellation, bestiality and necrophilia. Do you think I'm flogging a dead horse?
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freakyagent666 Posted Sep 30, 2004
the predator killer in caifornia made his first law against corpse love.
jeez.. you're sum sick lil' puppies.
Conan the necro-killer.
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msmonsy Posted Sep 30, 2004
'sick lil' puppies' You say?....If you only knew LOL!! The strangest things grab and hold our attention around here hehe!! 
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 4, 2004
or the puppies sick, dead or dying, cos i'm sure there'd be some interest for any of the above.
scruff x
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Archibaldbernard Posted Oct 8, 2004
Do you think the sausage sandwich would be Arthur or Martha?
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 11, 2004
i've never really known a sausage sandwhich to have any particular sexual orientation.........better ask it before trying anything, wouldn't want to make a fool of yourself
scruff x
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Relations with corpses
- 1: Rufus (not Wainwright) (Jun 22, 2002)
- 2: Researcher 228414 (May 20, 2003)
- 3: c8zmax (Jun 29, 2003)
- 4: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Nov 10, 2003)
- 5: deusressurected (May 19, 2004)
- 6: simply scruff singing a rainbow (May 19, 2004)
- 7: Arpegiator (Sep 9, 2004)
- 8: BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows (Sep 18, 2004)
- 9: msmonsy (Sep 21, 2004)
- 10: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Sep 27, 2004)
- 11: freakyagent666 (Sep 30, 2004)
- 12: msmonsy (Sep 30, 2004)
- 13: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Oct 4, 2004)
- 14: Archibaldbernard (Oct 8, 2004)
- 15: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Oct 11, 2004)
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