h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm, those plastic bags you are telling ppl to use breaks for me as soon as they see any grocery. How are they supposed to lift up a girl with nice firm large rounded delicious... Sorry, got a bit carried away. My point is how are those straps to hold up anything? But a fun entry though. You could make some experimentation wit the brands, I wonder if GAP also makes plastic bags.

could be the surprise winner of the 'kini competition...

I wonder if you could use two differently coloured bags for that special 'expensive coordinated underwear look'? Perhaps one could be looped through another or something. And then of course, yes, the matching undies...

Is it possible to make an entire ball gown from plastic bags? Probably, if you're thin. You could certainly make a plastic-bag boa (from Harrods bags of course).

Check out that link I posted earlier - there's a URL there for the ultimate plastic bag dress - it's really quite staggering....

{well - it impressed me...}

Hey, we've got a Piggly Wiggly in town... gigantic face of cute cartoon pig on the front of the store... I guess it never really struck me as all that odd, as it's always kinda been there. Heh.

Hey, if you made a bra just right with one of their bags, you could end up with big cartoon pig eyes on your.... yes.

Heh heh heh.

A couple of New Zealand supermarkets go by the names "Big Fresh" and "Countdown". Both seen appropriate.

Thanks for your kind words Lucinda. Subbing is easy when you are working with excellent submitted material...

Yeah, I'll bet... and what about all the mediocre stuff that nobody would ever admit to writing?

...and what about the cryptic postings that don't make any sense.

Everything posted on h2g2 is attributed to a researcher

So it is...