A Conversation for How to Make a Plastic Bag Bra
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The Nitpicker Started conversation Oct 15, 2000
This MUST make the front cover surely!!!
For that extra 'je ne sais quoi' maybe Waitrose carrier bags or even Harrods ones?
Just avoid LoCost!
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 17, 2000
LOL
My local kwiksave sells normal carrier bags, and more tough 'reusable' carrier bags - the reusable ones cost more, but have a lovely glossy sheen to them... 
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The Nitpicker Posted Oct 23, 2000
Just lets hope Mark doesn't notice that comment Loony or you'll be in trouble!
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Martin Harper Posted Oct 23, 2000
Well I'm sure loony took a good deal of care to verify the factual nature of the entry...
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Mark Moxon Posted Nov 20, 2000
Actually, the model was Ashley. He's got better curves than me. 
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MaW Posted Nov 20, 2000
This is probably the best Entry ever to grace the front page... apart from perhaps my own on Not Getting Lost on the Way to Somewhere New (but then I have to blow my own trumpet a bit don't I?)
Very entertaining. I agree that a Harrods bag would be perfect... or maybe Selfridges? Or do they not do proper bag shapes for this purpose?
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Ashley Posted Nov 20, 2000
The only problem with a Harrod's bag is that the gilt comes of on your skin, leaving you with lovely glittery nipples...
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 20, 2000
*is chuffed to large numbers of pieces*
And front page too - not even hidden away on the [/read] page. Must be the excellent work of the sub-ed that did it...
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MaW Posted Nov 20, 2000
* picks up all Lucinda's pieces and hands them back to her *
You don't want to lose any of those.
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Nov 20, 2000
I can think of another funny grocery store name to use for the plastic bag bra. There is a chain in the Southern US called (and I kid you not) Piggy Wiggly.
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Icarus Posted Nov 20, 2000
Forgive me if I'm being unnaturally dense in this situation, but why would you want a plastic bag bra? It's all well and good to explain how to make one, but the critical factor is missing.
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Nov 20, 2000
It does explain in the beginning paragraph that men trying to dress in drag might enjoy making one. It is generally a humorous novelty item, I would guess -- cheaper and more colourful than purchasing a 'stuffed bra' from a costume store.
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The Nitpicker Posted Nov 20, 2000
WOW - maybe I'll take up fortune telling!!!
Congratulations
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Zak T Duck Posted Nov 20, 2000
We need a follow up entry, How to make plastic bag underpants.
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Martin Harper Posted Nov 20, 2000
Well volunteered Croz! :-) {but if you wanted some hints, you might try this thread: http://www.h2g2.com/F30859?thread=59036&post=453860}
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