h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As i can see you are very busy today,you have very important conversations with interesting friends.But have you ever thouth of speaking about something else for example which were your last erotic moovies you have watched or last erotic books you have read.

I am not good at thinking anyway.
As about all the other conversation topics - I can talk about whatever. Erotics? It depends what you think is erotic. The last erotic book I read was some bit of poetry. But that was not what you expected, or was it?

have you ever thought that even in some of hardest porno moovies you can catch many erotic elements so if you realy understand what erotic means even watching such moovies where women and men make love evryvhere whenever and no matter how even in such moovies you can feel satisfied enough.Of course it's other question when one does not understand what erotic is and whatching even very simple porno moovies his first reaction is this, no i did not like it at all.

I guess everyone sees what they want to see or what they are looking for. So yes, it is possible to see erotics in hardcore porn.

Right but let me be honest with you when i speak about such things first i would like to know how old you are and what sex you are.I think you will agree with me about that i em willing to know this.

Makes sense, though I don't know anything about you either. I am female, between 30 and 40.

I em male at the same age.I asked you this not because speaking about erotic and sex topics is something more different then the other subjects of conversation and only because i wanted to be sure that i speak to adult person with experience enough in that sphere.I think to be able to express your erotical understandings is a big skill too which not many people can possess.

I see what you mean. But then I have to warn you that I am not a native English speaker which makes expressing myself somewhat limited.

let me warn you that english is not my native language too so do not try to practise it with me please.Something very important i want you to understand,when i speak on erotic themes i never mean let's go out this evening or i want to be with you etc.I em telling you this because many of you are afraid exactly of that.I em scientist,now i em working on very serious things as to how to create new nuclear reactions by using different reactive processes never used so far.So you can express yourself as you want to when you speak about such things the most important thing in our conversation is to make it sound more erotic and why not sexy.I think you will not find it very offencive to ask you if you are white or not.

*takes a look at the mirror*

White.
And I am not afraid of talking about erotics, at least not as afraid as of talking about nuclear reactions.

Do you know why i find speaking about erotica and sex with you very atractive? First because i have never seen you,you are only in my imagination(it would not be so interested if i knew you),second it develops my fantasy which is very,very impoprtant to me.As i told you i em scientist,i would not be able to work or simplier i would not be scientist if i could not fantasise.I em sure that you know this.If you want to go on our conversation for a future i mean,i will be glad, if you send me your email.

*shrugs*

My email is on my U-page as it has always been.
Who or what we are on h2g2 is only what we say we are. It may be we are who we are IRL, we may be who we want to be and we may also be all the bad we can't be IRL.
I don't know the meaning of this conversation and I am also not sure if I need to know. I can talk about whatever but I don't like to play games. That's what RL is for me.

Let me tell you that you are the first here in this chat with who i can talk normaly.Thank you a lot.Truly i do not understand the meaning of IRL,RL.Maybe it's something very simple but i em not english and not be able to understand it without your help.You said:I do not want to play games.Me too,altough i do not understand exactly what you mean by saying (play games)!

RL=real life
IRL=in real life

As about playing games, I don't know how to explain it. That doesn't matter anyway as I don't think I'd do anything I don't like anyway. I am too fond of myself for that. It's weird though that you haven't met people to talk normally with. For me it seems h2g2 is full of those.

I do not want to disapoint you but i em tired of reading their idiotic stupidities.Sorry to tell you this but it's my opinion and pretending to live in free society i think that everybody has right to express himself in his own way.So next time i would like you to let me write on your email some of my erotic dreams.I hope you will not find it so nasty and dangerous for your health.

I'll let you know if I don't like it. Pretending to live in a free society also means that other people have also right to have an opinion.

ere m8 if your tryin 2 get hati 2 cyber go ahead n as ask her lmao

Please no txt-spk at my space.

Hi Hati,what i em going to write you now is very important to me.I have decided to write erotic book,but you know that i can not do it without the help of somebody in who i have trust.It is obvious that you are honest person on who i can rely completely.Your task if i can say so is to mend the gramatical mistakes i have made and of course to give me your opinions and ideas which could be very useful to me.

I am definately not the one to be interested in English grammar. As about my opinion, I am not sure if I like to share it.