h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes you are not obliged to share your opinion but think just a bit about the success we can have.And this success can be our.If i succeed to sell my books for 1 000 000 i will give you the half.

Now it's my turn to say;I do not want to play games.We have to be very serious,because what now is sounding funny tomorrow could sound different.Yes you and me can be very rich only for month believe me.You and i and after i will buy you a house in California and where we will enjoy the life.

I don't have to believe you, do I? Not to mention that California is definately not my dream destination.

Tell me then where you want me to buy you a house.Yes you are right you do not have to believe me but what i want from you is to let me do IT.I already told you that i was serious and now i em going to tell you that i em not liar.I have decided to start my book tomorrow and nobody can prevent me.All i want from you is just to help me.So tomorrow you can expect to get the begining of my book on your email

Right now I am busy with *selling* a house.
Okay, I'll see what is going to happen. Mind you, writing a book is a great fun and hard work at the same time.

Hi,first thank you for your help without which i will not be able to write my book.Yes you are right it's serious work that 's why i need your help.I em glad that we will be able to work together.By the way which house are you going to sell?

The one I am living in. I don't like it anymore.

DO NOT DO IT.

Of course I do it. It's for sale already.

And you find this funny? Say that it's a serious mistake and you do not know how it happend.Listen to me this time please!!!I em saying that to you as a brother,do not be naive!!It's very serious thing at which you are lauthing.I do not understand your english behavior when you have to solve such a kind of things.I do not want to be your solicitor but tell me at least one serious reason that make you sell your house.

The house is in a bad shape and I hate my neighbours.

And only for this you want to sell it? No I can not believe it!It can not be serious.Are you joking?I have no words to describe to you my disappointment.I did not expect such a thing from you.Now i em going to give you some reasons not to do it.First imagine how happy your nasty neighbours will look like when you sell your house because of them.Second you can renovate your house almost without money.I know how!Tell me how many years you live in it and where it is.Please!

I know very well what and why I am doing. Repairing a house without money isn't possible. Anyway, it's my life and my house and I do what I want with it.

Yes but soon it will not be your any more!One first loses his house and after his life.Of course it will not happen to me.Do as you want with your house and with your life.Since you do not want i will not ask you any more about this.

*shrugs*
This is just a house.

Now it's just a house tomorrow it will be something else.Sorry to tell you this,but you women you can not realise it at first moment.I know this very well that's why i want to help you.Tell me the truth,do your parents know about your plan and how they find it.Please this time do not tell me that the house is your and you can do with it what you want...i already know it.

Sure, everybody knows it and they find it a good idea.

If you call this a good idea then i wonder what for you a bad idea is!I wonder what you are going to do with the money you will get.Will you be able to buy a new one or not.If not,better not do it.Believe me.

I'll buy a flat.