h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just look at Langenscheidts Dictionary

daft broom : dummer Besen

[created by whambamthankyoumam]

you're famous
so tell me, which version of video killed...is better?
the one of the wedding singer (the presidents of the USA)
or the original by the bubbles

the bubbles probably. i only sing the first line "Video killed the radio star" just over and over again so i dont really know

there's another line in this song...:

you are a dictionary star

ah, how sweet

at least i'm a sweet sexist

cool - sweet (tran)sexist hohoho
Ok, ok I take it back, youre not a ... sweet person. No you are, youre not (that) sexist

Hello Elly! Where r u ? I got a bit lost- soz. I'm Researcher 156205 b4 i think of n-e-thing else. Wher can i find u? c u soon- I hope!!!
Ange

ange do not run I am here. Why dont u call urself Angela the angel. I am so very tired.

Where hav u bin Ratfink?! I hav bin loking 4 u 4eva

I am not a ratfink i am here. I very tired and worn out from fake parenting to sister.

dont exclude ringo as he is pre-ety cool....................

Hi Elly, why iz it taking so long 4 u 2 reply 2 my msges?!!! Aaaah i've jus thought of wed's assembly. Hello Ringo, I don't know u, but hey. Elly tells me u've been talking about the immortal Wills?!
p.s. 2 all people here who want to email me : [email protected] as i may hav 2 go in a min Elly

its taking sooo long because i have to go back to my home page when i reply to your messages so it reappears and stuuf and I m going now cos i am whacked. !!!!!
DO NOT GIVE out your email adress you goon. There may be some unsavoury characters about *ahemringo* ok? so bye ange and i will c u 2morrow ciao luvvy

ahem, unsavoury characters?
think i'm gonna spam his mailbox right now, do you? hehe

high ange, don't be that impatient with whambamthankyoumam, it's just the t+g that takes his time

his? I am not male no way
I know you too well ringo, that is why I said unsavory characters...

so you think you know mw quite well, hehe

this time i meant with his the g+t (all good drinks have a male sex (i know i'm sexist again)
i'm really insulted to get called unsavoury by you; weird would be ok, but unsavoury...

btw, what are haikus?

ooh...
b4 I called you sweet, then unsavoury, so actually you are a contradiction in terms

Haikus are Japenese poems with 5 sylables in the 1st line, 7 in the next and 5 in the last. Cool huh?

Drinks dont have a sex! In french, yes, le or la, in spanish, yes, una or uno, and in German, yes, .... (i dont know the one for german) but NOT in English. You are speaking/typing a load of rubbish

don't blame me for speaking crap, i've learned this strange english language in even more strange english pubs and clubs
- blame the regulars in there (especially Paul the landlord)

oh, and i'm fine with being a contradiction in terms

in german it's der (male), die(female), das (neutral)... are you sure that drinks have no sexes?...some of them behave really weird, so...