h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Following lunch Ma took a short nap because her worries had caused her a slight headache.
When she returned to the living room Paw smiled at her and said: "", because he was well read in all kinds of books. He continued: "While you were sleeping I had a brief conversation with the writer. Or was this while the writer was sleeping? Hmmm, I can't seem to figure this out. Very confusolating this is", Paw said looking at nothing in particular and sinking into Deep Thought for a while ...

"Anyway", he said when he suddenly returned to the present, "the writer assures me that there is no problem since he can do like he best pleases and is not committed to any kinds of deadlines and the like."
"Oh", Ma answered. "Does this mean we can just go about our own businesses and leave all the others - the writer included - to themselves?"
"Yeah, I believe we can", Paw answered.
"So let's just do that then", said Ma , gave her agreeing husband a short kiss and went to look at the flowers in the sunshine while he returned to his hammock with another good and a bottle of

THE END

If I wrote down every single thought I ever had I would get an award for the shortest story ever

I may do that one day. Right now I'm too lazy. And come tomorrow I may be too busy planning my next procrastination

You have *plan* your procrastinations?

So, you aren't lazy, you just put things off. This is an interesting concept.

Well, plan is such a big word. I'm usually just thinking "I could do this tomorrow - but I doubt I will want to"

Oh, absolutely! In fact, "plan" is a four-letter word.

My lips are sealed

As he Arctic warms, are seals' lips getting sealed too?

I think the seals are okay. They are capable of living in relatively warm water. But I fear for the polar bears

Early in the last century, the shores of the Gulf Coast was covered in monk seals. They're all gone now.

Ma and Pa Badger are there instead of seals?