h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Before going to sleep I closed my bedroom window when I saw a werewolf bite an alley cat in my backyard. She got away. And I know she's got nine lives. But what will happen after that? Cats can climb where werewolves fear to tread

Draw the curtains, Emily, and bring that bottle over here. We'll share the shelter of my single bed.

We have a werewolf smiley, but no werecat smiley... and little chance of getting new smilies anytime soon.

I saw a friend turned into a werefrog once...
(In a game of D&D with a rather sassy DM .)


http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/breeders-develop-werecat-cat-looks-werewolf-and-acts-dog

...Awww... Heck!

...an' all I got to report is a wolf swapping me a rabbit's foot for honeycomb from a wild hive, a fox sharring its leftovers with me on account of helping to build up its abattis to keep the pesky humans out, a wild coyote taking goodies from my hand...

There's a new breed of mutant cats that *look* like wolves
http://www.sfgate.com/pets/article/Werewolf-like-cats-are-being-bred-and-they-are-6619790.php

Same cats I linked to above.

Sorry.

I read your post but didn't notice the link./

Jinx... You owe me a Coke.

Here you are:

https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-coca-cola-can-image18774340

Cabbits:

http://www.google.com/search?q=cabbit&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwji1fTopeXOAhVNyWMKHc7lDpQQsAQILA&biw=980&bih=1450

Protective mimicry.

Helps 'em to get into striking range of their prey.

Wouldn't the real rabbits notice that thy smelled like cats?

Not immediately, if the rabbit is the windward.

'to', between "is" and "the".

I had to read that three times before I saw why you were post editing it. My brain dropped the "the". I was just windward.

re posting 10:

I'm afraid I'll never be able to sleep again, Emily

Is there still something left in the bottle?

You won't have to try until the sun goes down.

The sun's below the yard arm

The Sun's always below the yard arm. It just depends on where you're standing.

ain't that the troosch

I have a yard arm and a big foot.